Peppa the Bish

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Peppa was filled with rage. Her face grew red and her eyebrows turned so violently down that they nearly pushed everything off her face. Her fists were clenched and she held her ground. "NO YOU'RE NOT!" Peppa screamed. 

"Uh, yeah I am," Sally smirked, "Patrick is soooo hot and he asked me out yesterday." Peppa's fury faded. "Who's Patrick?" she asked. 

"The cutest guy EVER!" Sally repeated. 

"No he's not!" Peppa shrieked. 

"Uh yeah he is!' Sally squawked. 

"Pedro is the hottest guy EVER!!" Peppa yelled. Sally stared at her blankly. "Pedro Pony!" Peppa shouted. Sally stared at her for a split second before she burst out laughing. "What?!" Peppa oinked. 

"It's-" Sally giggled, "just-that-" Sally forced herself to stop laughing, "Suzy, my little cuz, has a crush on him!" 

"WhAt?" Peppa breathed, "She does..??" 

"Uh hell yeah she does! She talks about him NONSTOP!" Sally groaned, combing her eyebrows. She drew on them to make her eyebrows pop before she frowned. "Hang on!" she exclaimed, "Aren't you dudes BFF's?" Peppa darkened her gaze and cracked her knuckles. "Oh we used to be," she cackled. 

"The heck," Sally said, looking at Peppa through the mirror. 

"She's about to get a beating," Peppa smirked. Sally turned around. "Oh hell no!" she shouted. 

"Oh hell yeah!" Peppa cackled, "Goodbye Sally!" Sally held her ground with her mouth reaching the floor. "That girl has isssssuuuueeessss," Sally muttered. Peppa slammed open the bathroom door. She was hungry for blood. Lamb blood. "That little shit gonna pay," Peppa slurred. She thumped down the school corridors. Waiting and watching for her prey.  "Suzzzyyyyy," she mumbled. The corridors were mostly empty, with it being lunchtime (yes still). Peppa walked onto the oval in search of the little sheep that betrayed her. She had no sight of her but she did see Rebecca. "Hmm," Peppa thought, "She'll be handy." Peppa walked over to the rebel child and clicked her fingers sassily. (Peppa is such a sassy pig in this story). She pulled a cute pose as Rebecca turned to face her. "Oh, Peppa," she giggled. 

"Oh Re-" Peppa choked, "Becki." 

"That was a close one Peppa," Rebecca smirked, "Nearly too close." 

"Yeah," Peppa gulped. Her breathing quickened as she needed to reply. "Well, Suzy Sheep has a crush on Pedro... and we needa gang up on her," Peppa explained. 

"Oh, is that why you're here Peppa Pig," Rebecca sniggered, "Well I'm afraid you're too late." Rebecca's gaze was innocent but mysterious. "How?" Peppa asked. Rebecca grinned, a evil grin, and stepped aside to show a fuming Suzy Sheep. "PEPPA HOW COULD YOU!" Suzy screamed. 

"SUZY!" Peppa shrieked. 

"YOU'RE A DEMON!" Suzy screeched. 

"NO I'M A PIG!" Peppa yelled. 

"DON'T TAKE EVERYTHING SO LITERALLY!" Suzy shouted. 

"YOU'RE SUCH A HUMAN!!" Peppa barked. (Don't ask how a pig can bark). 

"AND YOU'RE A BISH!!" Suzy hollered. 

"I KNOW!!" Peppa squealed. 

"What!" Suzy paused. 

"I'm a bish, I know," Peppa admitted. 

"Mate a bish is a bitch," Suzy explained, "So you've just admitted you're a dog!" The group around Peppa all went, "OOOHHH!! DAMN!!" Rebecca quickly started clapping and chanting, "FIGHT! FIGHT!" Every other animal in the area came over and chanted with her. Peppa cracked her neck and flexed her fingers. "Bring. It. On." Peppa gloated. Suzy nodded her head and the fight began. Peppa launched her first attack. She grabbed Suzy's neck and wrapped her into a headlock. Suzy screamed and Peppa knew she was going to go deaf but it was worth it. "For Pedro," she told herself. She the lifted up Suzy and ran around in a circle with her. To finish it all off, she threw Suzy across the oval. No, Suzy didn't make it to the other side of the oval, but she flew about five metres. 

The crowd erupted into an applause and Rebecca, Emily, Candy, Zoe and Wendy nodded their heads in some sort of agreement. "We will help you Peppa," Emily said. 

"You've shown you're worthy of us," Candy added. 

"Welcome to the popular gurl group," Zoe concluded. Peppa had never felt so accomplished in her life! She'd made it to the top in ONE day! She couldn't hold the tears back and in seconds she was crying in a emotionally unstable heap. The end-of-lunch bell rang and Peppa got up, swayed on her feet before Wendy caught her. "It's okay, Peps, I gotcha," she assured Peppa. Peps? What a strange nickname! Well Peppa seemed to like it. "Peps is the new name and defeating Suzy is my game!" Peppa exclaimed. 

"Bruh," Rebecca breathed. 

"You done dat already," Emily said.

"Yeah, what Em said," Candy added. 

"What's y'all names?" Peppa (Peps) asked. 

"Em, Becki, Zee, CC, Wen and you're Peps," Wendy replied. 

"Riiiight," Peppa responded. 

"Hurry up!" Emily (Em) shouted, "We're gonna be late for history!" 

"What are y'all doing in history?" Rebecca asked. 

"Learning how us animals overthrew the ungrateful humans," Emily replied. Peppa nodded her head. In case you forgot, she is in the same class as Emily Elephant. "Yeah that all happened like a hundred years ago," Peppa explained, "Great Grandma Pig died then." 

"Aw, Peppa," Wendy (Wen, dumb nickname) said, "I'm sorry." 

"It's okay," Peppa admitted, "It's over now and I hope we never have to experience that torture again!" The group nodded. "Preach," Zoe (Zee) said. 

"Yeah gurl," Candy (CC) added, "Preach." Peppa blushed and forced a sweet smile. "I will," she said. 

"Good," Rebecca finished. 

"Guys hurry UP!" Emily interrupted. 

"Class is in four!" Candy added. 

"Okay!" Peppa declared, rushing off to her locker. Now Suzy Sheep had been left on the oval, in pain and well pure agony. She gritted her teeth and clenched her fists. "Peppa you little bitch!" she exclaimed, getting up. Of course Peppa couldn't hear her. She was at her locker getting her books and thinking about, YES! Pedro! Finally they could go out!

And thus the friendship that should of never been created, was born. 

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