Peppa has the BIGGEST crush EVER!! On Pedro Pony! Will they end up together? Read this book to find out!
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Peppa sat on the bus. She was no longer at the front of the bus with all the losers! No, no, she was up the back with all the cool animals! Peppa started the day as the lowest of the low but now she was topping popularity! Even her little brother, George, had to take a seat when she walked by. Rebecca spared some makeup to add to Peppa's face. She sat in the centre of the gossip gang, who had seats booked at the very, very back of the bus. "Okay, ladies," Peppa announced, "Spill the tea."
"Oh my god!" Candy declared, "Jason Joey, wants my autograph!"
"Oh my god!" Emily butted in, "What a totes loser!" Some sassy clicks were added to Emily's comment. "Yeah totes," Wendy coughed. Rebecca didn't catch the bus, she was picked up by her mum and taken back to their rabbit-hole. Peppa cracked her neck and looked down the aisle. She sadly couldn't see Pedro anywhere! She was so happy being popular and all, but she needed Pedro to see true happiness. "Peps," Zoe said, disturbing Peppa's thoughts, "Whas bothering ya?"
"Pedro," Peppa sighed, "He's not here and that's bothering me."
"Gurl," Wendy announced, "Someone like you should never be sad!"
"Yeah," Candy added.
"You've topped the ranks, falling just behind Becki, you needa stay happy!" Emily explained.
Peppa nodded. "Yeah, I do."
"Good," Emily concluded. Emily tooted her trunk and the other elephants near the back followed her. Wendy barked and all the dogs barked back. Candy meowed and all the cats replied to her call. Zoe neighed and a few responded. Finally Peppa oinked. The loudest oink she'd even done. Louder than Daddy Pig's in the opening of her tv show, she nearly blew the roof off! The whole bus replied to her and each animal did their best reply. Peppa sat on her bus seat throne and soaked in all the attention. She smirked at Emily and Zoe then tilted her head to face Candy and Wendy. They grinned at her and Peppa returned her gaze to the front of the bus.
By the time they were at Peppa's bus stop, she'd learnt MANY things! Zoe Zebra actually had a crush on Freddy Frog and Wendy liked Danny Dog. Candy could sing the ABC with her mouth closed, not even impressive. But see Candy could sing anything! She was an angel when she sang but Peppa was still not impressed. No one near the back of the bus liked Pedro, which was good but some didn't understand how Peppa could like such a wimp! She beated the crap out of those losers, dusted herself off and went back into her queen pose. George and his girlfriend, Elly, were actually in a fight because Elly found out that George was actually bisexual and she didn't feel loved. George spent half the bus trip trying to explain his sexuality to his girlfriend. Peppa laughed at the sight of her distressed brother. When Peppa hopped off the bus, she spat on the peasants sitting at the front. Did they deserve it? No. Was it funny? Sort of.
Peppa strutted up the hill and entered her house. Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig were both in the kitchen and when they saw Peppa, they froze and dropped everything! A wine glass shattered across the ground. Salad bowls and tupperware crashed into the ground. Peppa stared down at her parents as she walked past. As soon as she wandered up the stairs she heard her mother say, "Our little princess has become a teenager." Peppa shook off the comment and walked into her parents bedroom. She took her mothers makeup and went into the bathroom. There and then she screamed off her face. Her mother came running and Peppa cried at her reflection. "Mummy! Look what they did!" she screamed.
"Oh Peppa, it'll be fine," Mummy Pig assured her.
"No! NO!" Peppa shrieked. She kicked and squirmed in her mothers arms. Now you're probably wondering hmm what has Peppa done? Well the thing is... Nothing was wrong with her face or her piggy body. She was shocked at how beautiful she had become! Not only was she popular, she was beautiful too! She dashed out of the bathroom and went into her own room to change out of her peasant clothes. She left Mummy Pig alone to clean up all the makeup that Peppa had dropped on the ground. Eye shadow pallets, blush compacts, glass lip gloss containers, each one was found broken on the floor. Mummy Pig shook her head and cleaned it all up.
Peppa was changing into a crop-top and high wasted short, short, shorts. She posed in front of the mirror before returning to the bathroom. "Hello Mummy!" she said before noticing what was going on. "MUMMY NOOO!! YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!! NOO!" she screamed. Mummy Pig was startled at the scene, dropped everything and bolted out of the room. Well she was actually quite slow because she was a weighty pig. "Huh, that should teach you!" Peppa coughed. She turned to pick up all the makeup containers and items to place them on the bench. "Peppa I need to pee!" George squeaked.
"Shut up you little baby!" Peppa laughed, "I'm in here! You'll have to wait!" She stuck her tongue out and slammed the door in her brothers face. He burst into tears and ran down the stairs. Peppa silently laughed at the scene. She returned to the mirror to apply her makeup. Peppa had never put makeup on in her life! So as you can probably tell, she did HORRIBLE!!... Let me show you what she did!
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*ONCE AGAIN I DO NOT OWN THIS PICTURE I JUST DREW ON IT!!
*THAT GOES FOR ALL THE ILLUSTRATIONS IN THIS BOOK!!