Peppa Pig x Pedro Pony [✨!COMPLETED!✨]

Go Peppa!!

Someone was roughly scrubbing Peppa's cakey face. She opened her eyes to see Mummy Pig working hard at her face. "Mummy!" Peppa screamed, "Where's Pedro?!"

"Peppa," Mummy Pig sighed, "You fainted in his house after seeing yourself... Peppa you even caused a drama and Mrs. Pony thought you were a criminal. So she called the police to come arrest you. Then we tagged along and found you in the bathroom and realised. Peppa you should never do that again!"

"You can't tell me what to do!" Peppa snorted. 

"Pepperius Peppa Pig!" Mummy Pig hollered, "I raised you!!" 

"And you clearly did a bad job at it," George interrupted. 

"George shut up!" Peppa shouted, "Or else!" 

"Or else what!" George screeched. 

"Or else I'll tell Mummy and Daddy that you're bi," Peppa replied. 

"George!" Mummy Pig exclaimed. George froze. Peppa laughed at the sight of him. "Is this true!?" Mummy Pig yelled, "DADDY!!" A loud thump noise echoed around the house and Peppa's room shook a little. Just a little. Daddy Pig arrived in Peppa's room. He burped. A long, deep, stinky burp. It lasted for around ten seconds then he patted his tummy. "Delicious!" he mused. 

"Daddy!!" Mummy Pig shouted, "George is bisexual!" 

"VAT!" Daddy Pig screamed, "GEORGE!!" Peppa smirked at her little brother and watched him be defeated in an argument with their parents. He was grounded for three months and had to do all the jobs around the house to change his ways. In case you haven't realised, Mummy and Daddy Pig are against bi people, gay people and lesbian people. They cannot stand them!! George left the room, bawling his eyes out. Daddy Pig stomped down the stairs and went back to eating, whatever he was eating and Mummy Pig stayed with Peppa. Together they cleaned off Peppa's makeup and all was forgiven. Peppa even got extra chocolate for dessert. And George? He got nothing. 

The next two days at school, Pedro ignored Peppa. She would say hey or hi and she would be left on delivered. She talked to her new 'friends'  and they couldn't help her either! What was worse was that Suzy Sheep was getting closer to Pedro. Peppa cried almost ten times a day!! Not talking to Pedro was awful!! She wanted him back but he didn't want her!! Rumours were going around that Peppa and Pedro had made out and Pedro didn't want the child. Peppa spent her days putting that rumour to rest. She didn't want people to think that about her AT ALL!! Peppa asked Em, CC, Wen, Becki and Zee to spy on Pedro for her but that always failed. She put full trust into them and somehow their plans always failed. 

"Becki can you ask Pedro why he's ignoring me?" Peppa would ask.

"Sure Peps," Becki would say back. 

"Thanks Becki!" Peppa would say. Then Becki would run over to Pedro and trip over or cause a scene and all would backfire. 

"Sorry Peps." 

"That's okay, Becki, next time you can do it!!" 

And next time would end the same way. And the one after that and after that. It was an eternal loop! Peppa thought she should do it, but that would probably fail. So she relied on her new friends. 

On Friday afternoon, Peppa saw Pedro standing all alone. He looked sad and very, very tired. Peppa felt her heart pound in her chest and her eyes twitched. She grabbed her backpack handles and stomped over to Pedro. She got a hold of her breathing and quickened her pace. "PEDRO!" she shrieked. Pedro turned his head to see Peppa coming towards her. His face said it all. He. Was. Terrified. 

"PEDRO!" Peppa repeated, "How. Are. You!?" 

"...Good...?" Pedro replied. 

"Sure? You look sad," Peppa observed. 

"Yeah.. wait no! None of your business!" Pedro neighed. 

"Okay..." Peppa said, "Who do you like??"

 Pedro huffed. "No one." 

"Who do you like?" Peppa repeated. 

"Weren't you listening!? No one!" Pedro howled. 

"Who do you like??" Peppa said once more. 

"How many times are you going to ask me this!?" Pedro raged. 

"Until you say Peppa Pig," Peppa smirked. 

"Why you little-" Pedro began. 

"Pig, Pretty Intelligent Girl," Peppa cut in, "Thank you." 

"Ugh," Pedro groaned. 

"Pedro..." Peppa mumbled. She grabbed hold of her feelings, breathing and twitching. "Pedro will you-" she choked and stared into Pedro's eyes, "Will you-" 

"Peppa," Pedro said finally, "Will you please-"

"PEDRO PONY WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME!?" Peppa screamed. She'd done it! She'd actually done it!! AYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *claps* *whistles* *woos* I'm sure you're just as proud as me about this accomplishment.  

"Peppa Pig!" Pedro started, "I will-" 

"YES!! YES!! YEEEESSSS!!" Peppa screamed. Peppa did her victory dance around in circles. While she did this, Pedro stared at her in disbelief. "I won't tell her..." Pedro murmured. 

"WHAT?!" Peppa asked.

"Nothing-" Pedro coughed. 

"Pedroooooooooooooo," Peppa cooed. 

"Um Imma head out!" Pedro concluded, before anything got weirder, "Seeya!" 

"Bye my AMAZING BOYFRIEND!!" Peppa squealed. She stood there watching her new 'boyfriend' leave. She took out her phone and messaged the "The' Popular Gurls 😍" groupchat. 

"Hey girlfriends!! I did it!! I asked out Pedro!!" Peppa texted. 

"Aye!" Becki replied, almost instantly. 

"Yaas gurl!!" CC texted back. 

"YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!" Zee said. 

"🥳🥳🥳!!" Was Em's reply. 

"My ship has sailed!!" buzzed Wen's reply. 

Peppa turned her phone off and stared out into the sky. "I did it," she told herself, "I really did it." She daydreamed of her and Pedro on their first date. A candlelight dinner facing the ocean. Peppa sighed, turned and walked off to find Mummy Pig's station wagon.