"hi this golden willow, how may i-"
"DREWBIE GUESS WHAT?!"
"....are you that customer that embarrassed the chiz out of drew? because i'm allen, his older brother."
"my mother told me not talk to strangers. bye!"
two hours later
"hi this is golden willow how may i help you?"
"drew?"
"still me."
"hein?"
"drew has tuesday's and friday's off."
"merci."
"bye."
a/n:
I wrote this while I was flying cross country.
Enjoy and have a happy new year :)
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