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         "this golden willow, how may i help you?"

        "i see you're experimenting with greetings now. good for you!"

        "daisy? is that you?"

        "no it's oprah winfrey."

        "oh i'm so sorry if i'm not sure it's you. you only went mia for two weeks."

        "are you being sarcastic?"

        "yeah, get used to it hon."

        "i see you remebered i like take charge men."

        "where'd you go for those two weeks?"

        "i uh, wasn't in the mood for um chinese?"

        "that was a terrible lie. was this because i heard your conversation with megan?"

        "mandy."

        "whatever stop avoiding the question."

        "pssht, i'm not avoiding the question."

        "yes you are."

        "no i'm not."

        "yes you are!"

        "no i'm not! i'm not avoiding the question just like i wasn't gone because you overheard me talk to mandy about you."

        "why were you talking about me?"

       "why'd you hang up on my mom when you realized it wasn't me?"

        "i asked first."

        "pfft i'm older."

"no you're not."

"yes i am."

        "when's your birthday?"

        "feburary 18th."

        "damn it! you are older, i'm july 25th."

        "HA!! answer my question first!"

        "i hung up because the other phone calls are boring. you make my job fun."

        "you liiiikkeeeee me!"

        "i do like you. you're my friend, so stop giggling you ignoramus."

        "your words hurt babe"

        "so why were you talking about me to mandy?"

        "i was telling her what a babe you were."

        "y-you what?!"

        "i told her you had the sexiest voice i ever heard and that i really hope we can meet soon."

        "WhAt?"

        "oh babe you're so easy to embarrass."

        "he's blushing so hard!" "shut up ALLEN!"

        "tell your brother I said hi."

        "hi daisy!" "GO AWAY ALLEN!"

a/n:

I'm posting again because I start school tomorrow and probably won't be posting for awhile now that I have homework. So yeah enjoy an extra long chapter to hold you over

also the gif on the side was daisy's face throughout the conversation (although daisy doesn't have a face claim its up to your imagination)

qotd: On a scale from 1-10 how much do you like this story?

aotd: on a scale from 1-10 this is 9.8 for writing. I don't know about reading.

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