chinese takeout {1}

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"hi this is lenny's pet store, how may I help you?"

"what the hell?! drew?"

"this is lenny speaking."

"drew I know it's you drop the act."

"oh fine. you're no fun daisy."

"got your notepad out because i'm on my period and I could eat a horse right now."

"ew tmi."

"pfft it's not tmi. friends tell each other these kinds of things."

"oh we're friends now?"

"babe we would be if you had answered the god damn phone yesterday."

"do...don't call me that! and i was off."

"i was hungry."

"that's not what allen said."

"....alright, so i'm going to need three orders of cheese wontons, a large order of vegetable stir fry, and two miso soups."

"you realize miso soup is japanese right?"

"so?"

"this is a chinese food restaurant."

"i know. I really want miso soup though."

"we don't have miso soup daisy."

"make me some damn it."

"no."

"ugh! babe! what kind of friend are you?"

"....honey are we friends or not?"

"shut up drew."

"whatever you say honey. oh and your order will be delivered within the hour."

"great."

"and honey..."

"yeah babe?"

"try not to bleed all over your nice furniture."

"ugh! you asshole!"

a/n:

So I don't know if y'all read the other three stories in the series (because you should if you don't. they're pretty great if I don't say so myself).

Anyways my PSA aside I thought I'd start doing a QOTC or QTOD but I'd only do it if you guys want me to. So leave your thoughts in a comment.

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