Yoonsplit // Sope

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Ty for 1k votes and 5k reads 💕

ALSO EVERY TIME I TYPE YOONGI'S USER MY BRAIN ENDS UP TYPING YOONGIDIQUE LIKE NO BITCH STAY IN UR LANE U UGLIE WHORE

Only two updates today sry but it's worth 1200 words total

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_.dumbfuckjuice._:
Like my message for a tbh

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
@ Jimin tbh u need to cool it down with those lip fillers sis them peaches boutta burst

bratz.king:
I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE YOUR MESSAGE

van.gogh_whore:
WHEEZE

hopeonthesidewalk:
I'M DESCENDINGJXHSJXHS

bratz.king:
MY LIPS R NATURAL U WHORE

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
Ur plastic surgeon says other wise 🤥

bratz.king:
I don't have one u bucktooth ass mf

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
DON'T COME FOR MY TEETH BITCH

bratz.king:
THEN DON'T COME FOR MY LIPS

bratz.king:
WAIT THAT SOUNDS WRONG

hiwelcometojoonies:
Are we in middle school or sumthin? 🗿

thatonepersoninfics:
Apparently 💀

(A/N: *hides from all my readers that are still in middle school*)

bratz.king:
Anyways gays

bratz.king:
What's the first thing u notice when someone comes up to u?

hiwelcometojinnies:
The audacity

hiwelcometojoonies:
BABEKAJDJSJD

hopeonthesidewalk:
LMAO

bratz.king:
I'm being serious u whore 🗿

hiwelcometojinnies:
Fine fine

hiwelcometojinnies:
Eyes ig

notyoongimin:
Probably smile

van.gogh_whore:
Brows cuz if a mf don't got any then it's on SIGHT

thatonepersoninfics:

hopeonthesidewalk:
Ur brain amazes me 👁👄👁

bratz.king:
Man no wonder I'm single

bratz.king:
First thing I do is look down 🤥

notyoongimin:
🗿

hiwelcometojoonies:
🗿

hopeonthesidewalk:
🗿

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
I mean... same 😍

hiwelcometojoonies:
^ Someone else boutta be single 🗿

van.gogh_whore:
Yoongi and Hoseok r single too

bratz.king:
Yeah but Hoseok gaydreams about Yoongi

hopeonthesidewalk:
I DO NOTJSJFHD

bratz.king:
They're probably gonna end up together soon anyways

notyoongimin:
Discustang.

hopeonthesidewalk:
Truly.

bratz.king:
It's only me and that Sehun bitch that's got nobody but our right hands 😔🤚

hiwelcometojoonies:
Sehun's got a bf wym

bratz.king:
HE DOES?!

bratz.king:
WDF

hopeonthesidewalk:
Check his acc uglie ✨

notyoongimin:
He's posted about him a few times

bratz.king:
Wow so I'm the lone wolf of the gc

hiwelcometojinnies:
Sehun y don't u ever bring up ur boyfriend?

mosthated_sehunnn:
No one asks so I didn't think it was important 😕

van.gogh_whore:
Ofc it is dumdum

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
TELL US ABOUT HIM IS HE HOT LIKE JACKSON IRL? 🤩🤩

mosthated_sehunnn:
Yeah his name's Kai :)

mosthated_sehunnn:
He's really handsome and sweet... sometimes

mosthated_sehunnn:
He's the only one that's ever liked me 😅

hopeonthesidewalk:
U should post more about him

mosthated_sehunnn:
I can't

mosthated_sehunnn:
I stopped

mosthated_sehunnn:
He doesn't really like it when I post about him 😔

van.gogh_whore:
Then bring him with u to our next hangout

mosthated_sehunnn:
He doesn't like hanging out with me when there's other ppl

van.gogh_whore:
Oh...

bratz.king:
Sounds like a shitty asshole to me

hiwelcometojoonies:
JIMIN

bratz.king:
What? The guy sounds ashamed of Sehun 🗿

mosthated_sehunnn:
🙁

hiwelcometojinnies:
Ur being insensitive

bratz.king:
I'm literally just speaking the truth wdf

hiwelcometojinnies:
Sehun don't listen to the bitter hag

bratz.king:
🙄

hopeonthesidewalk:
I'm sure Kai has his reasons for being

hopeonthesidewalk:
Uh

hopeonthesidewalk:
Secretive?

mosthated_sehunnn:
Yeah... but he loves me I promise :)

bratz.king:
Does he tell u he does?

mosthated_sehunnn:
Um

mosthated_sehunnn:
Occasionally

bratz.king:
Mhm.

hiwelcometojinnies:
Just shut up Jimin

hiwelcometojinnies:
Seriously ur pissing me off

bratz.king:
Whatever I was boutta leave u uglies anyways

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
Eye—

van.gogh_whore:
I didn't except him to actually leave the gc 💀

hiwelcometojoonies:
We'll just add him back later

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SOTC:

7/11/20

Song: Starting Over by Niykee Heaton

This song makes me cry