Hoseok:
I think someone's impersonating you
Yoongi:
What? Who?
Hoseok:
*attached image*
Yoongi:
Oh...
Yoongi:
That's actually me
In which Hoseok finds one of Yoongi's alters' accounts.
Instagram/Texting AU
cover by sopemoni
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Highest Rank:
#1 bts
#1...
You guys didn't think I'd just let you laugh throughout the whole book did you? It wouldn't be one of Cara's books without a little tear spilling in it 🤥
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_.dumbfuckjuice._: Tae's mad at me 😭
thatonepersoninfics: Y?
_.dumbfuckjuice._: Cuz I went to the beach with my fam this weekend
_.dumbfuckjuice._: And he asked me to bring him something when I came back
bratz.king: I'm guessing u forgot to
_.dumbfuckjuice._: No I did bring something 😤
van.gogh_whore: I MEANT LIKE A SEASHELL OR EVEN SOME PLAIN SAND U DIMWIT
van.gogh_whore: NOT A FUCKING SEAGULL
hopeonthesidewalk: HOW EVEN—
_.dumbfuckjuice._: U WEREN'T SPECIFIC
van.gogh_whore: Sry MY FAULT for forgetting u need a manual to start u up
_.dumbfuckjuice._: I brought Joon something too and he seemed to like it 😡
mosthated_sehunnn: What'd he get u Joon?
hiwelcometojoonies: A tiny crab ☺️
hiwelcometojinnies: Ofc 🤦♂️
van.gogh_whore: So u can get Namjoon a small crab but u can't get me a simple seashell?
_.dumbfuckjuice._: Appreciate my seagull 😤
van.gogh_whore: I alrdy let it go u dumbass
bratz.king: Y r u guys arguing so early in the morning 😩
hiwelcometojinnies: Bring this in ur own chat
_.dumbfuckjuice._: NO
van.gogh_whore: NO
thatonepersoninfics:
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van.gogh_whore: You know I'm fucking sick of this Kook
_.dumbfuckjuice._: I didn't do anything wrong??? 🤥
van.gogh_whore: Ofc u'd think that
hopeonthesidewalk: Guys calm down
_.dumbfuckjuice._: Ur srsly mad over a seagull 😞
van.gogh_whore: It's not about the seagull Jungkook
hopeonthesidewalk: I just got ignored eye—
mosthated_sehunnn: Felt. 😔✊🏻
van.gogh_whore: R we even dating?
_.dumbfuckjuice._: Ofc we r 😳
van.gogh_whore: Well it doesn't feel like it.
van.gogh_whore: U've been giving ur attention to everyone but me
van.gogh_whore: Ffs u give more attention to ur mac n cheese
van.gogh_whore: I didn't wanna make a big deal out of it cuz I didn't wanna sound like a brat
van.gogh_whore: It was fine at first, I even joined u to make myself feel better
van.gogh_whore: But it's been bothering me more and more now
_.dumbfuckjuice._:
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van.gogh_whore: Wow.
van.gogh_whore: You can't even take me seriously huh
van.gogh_whore: U know what maybe we should just break up
van.gogh_whore: Not like it'd affect u anyway
_.dumbfuckjuice._: Wait no
_.dumbfuckjuice._: Taehyung
_.dumbfuckjuice._: Baby
_.dumbfuckjuice._: Babe
_.dumbfuckjuice._: Taehyungie boogie woogie 😖
thatonepersoninfics: Wdf just happened—
mosthated_sehunnn: Taehyung seems upset :(
bratz.king: It's too early for this shit 😭
yoongidique: Jungkook u need to fix this asap
hopeonthesidewalk: Yeah I'm on Tae with this one
thatonepersoninfics: Wait who the fuck is that?
yoongidique: No one 🤥😳🤥🤥
_.dumbfuckjuice._: I'll let him cool down first 😔
hiwelcometojinnies: U better talk to him as soon as u can
_.dumbfuckjuice._: I will
hiwelcometojoonies: ...
hiwelcometojoonies: So can I still keep the crab? 😥
