Hoseok:
I think someone's impersonating you
Yoongi:
What? Who?
Hoseok:
*attached image*
Yoongi:
Oh...
Yoongi:
That's actually me
In which Hoseok finds one of Yoongi's alters' accounts.
Instagram/Texting AU
cover by sopemoni
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#1 bts
#1...
Imagine if I made you laugh throughout this whole book only to drop a sad ending on you LMAODHSKDBSK I won't I promise 🙂
Anyways, only 2 updates tonight because I'm exhausted and still need to finish writing the first chapter of Oxymoronic Eyes' sequel. Once I finish it, I'll most likely publish the Prologue soon 😏
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bratz.king: Someone take Jungkook away before I body slam that mf
van.gogh_whore: *sigh* what'd my man do this time? 😔
bratz.king: Watch
bratz.king: Jungkook
_.dumbfuckjuice._: Yes lip fillers? ☺️
bratz.king: SHUT UP
bratz.king: Anyways
bratz.king: Have u ever been on a plane?
_.dumbfuckjuice._: No 🐷
thatonepersoninfics: You've never been on a plane?
_.dumbfuckjuice._: Nope 🐷
hopeonthesidewalk: But I thought you were born in South Korea?
_.dumbfuckjuice._: I was
notyoongimin: Then how'd u move to the US? 🤨
_.dumbfuckjuice._: I swam 🐷
hiwelcometojoonies: Wha—
hiwelcometojoonies: You said u came here with your parents??
_.dumbfuckjuice._: Yeah 🐷
hiwelcometojoonies: ???
_.dumbfuckjuice._: I towed them in a boat 🐷
hiwelcometojoonies: I'm done talking to u 🗿
bratz.king: U see y I wanna cut this hag's dick off now?
van.gogh_whore: Understandable 🤥
hiwelcometojinnies: Sehun
hiwelcometojinnies: How's living with the skank?
bratz.king: Excuse mE—
mosthated_sehunnn: Jimin's amazing 😊
notyoongimin: Well that's a first 🤥
bratz.king:
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mosthated_sehunnn: He offered to sleep on the couch so I could sleep in his bed but I felt bad so we've been sharing the bed instead ☺️
bratz.king: UR NOT SUPPOSED TO EXPOSE MY KINDNESS U WHORE
thatonepersoninfics: What typa fanfic shit is this—
van.gogh_whore: U read fanfics?
thatonepersoninfics: No ofc not 🗿🗿🤥🗿
_.dumbfuckjuice._: Gays I have bad news 😔
hiwelcometojoonies: What is it?
_.dumbfuckjuice._: I give up on my acc's theme
hopeonthesidewalk: U never even had a theme in the first place—
_.dumbfuckjuice._: Well I was gonna START one 🤥
bratz.king: Can someone PLEASE make a new gc without Kook in it 😩
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I told you guys I'd pull an uno reverse one day and make Sehun a good guy in one of my books 😈
