emerald
unknown
unknown
hola
me
wassup my guy
wait ew i'm never saying that again
anyway what's up?
unknown
I was thinking we should get to know each other just so I know that I'm not talking to a 56 year old man
me
gasp I am offended
I am a 69 year old duck
unknown
mY bAd
me
it's alright people make mistakes
not ducks tho we're perfect
unknown
not corbyn-
me
who is this corbyn you speak of?
unknown
one of my bandmates
me
bandmates OOOoo la la
I love bands
*cough* 1D *cough*
but like shawn mendes will always be my husband but you can be added to that list if you know what I mean ;)
unknown
omggg so sCaNdAlOuS
me
hehehe in
i'm quite the seducer
*flips non existent hair cuz I'm shrek*
unknown
ooh la la
then you must be one hot papi ;))
me
oh my godd
stopp you're making me blush
unknown
I wonder if shrek can blush
like what color would his face be?
me
that's a very good question
unfortunately Idk
unknown
How disappointing :'(
me
no my love don't cry
or I will get mad >:((((
unknown
gAsP the multiple chins are back oh no
this means trouble
me
what was even the question???
unknown
lol I can't remember
lemme scroll up
oh ya I said we should get to know each other
me
uh can that wait till tomorrow?
i gotta take my dog out for a walk
unknown
of course
until next time sTrAnGeR
seen
🐧🍒♡🍒🐧
hello yes ik this is a weird book plz don't leave
also I was thinking about making this a series with like all the boys hehe
like a social media series and stuff
okie bye
~esther
July 10, 2020
YOU ARE READING
wrong number ✰ jack avery
Fanfiction"somebody come get her she's dancing like a stripper" "uh-" "are you ok?" "oh shit you're not zach" or in which jack avery accidentally sends text to the wrong person 🐧🍒♡🍒🐧
