Title of my random story

Sometimes it's ok to kick a cat right?

There it is....... that spawn of a devil....

Right in front of me was my neighbour's cat. You must be thinking 'ermahgerd its just a dumb cat she's totally ovar reactinggg' 

but NOH IT IS EVIL!! EVIL I TELLYOU!!!!

I glared at it and it glared back. The people walking by (who in their right mind would wake up and WALK at this time??!?) looked at me like i have no pants on (and yes i still have my pants on).I got into a fighting stance, I know that it's gonna pounce at me any moment.

I have nothing against cats it's just that... I KNOW THIS ONE IS EVIL

Surprising me the cat ran towards me at a fast pace. It was my awesome reflex actions that made my leg move upwards hitting the cat on the head.

WHOOP!! 10 POINTS FOR ME!!

I was busy doing the my victory dance (the shimmy dance plus the macarena) when i forgot about the lardball. It started meowing.... really loud...Oops Retardonna is probably gonna kill me.

"HEY!!" 

(O.O )......... wait maybe if i casually walk away, she wouldn't assume it was me.....

"HEY COME BACK HERE AND LEMME KILL YOU" 

SHET!! ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION!!