Title of my random story

Somebody shoot me right now -.-

I finally arrived to school in one piece!! :D

Well it wasn't easy because on the way there were two stray dogs with rabies.. but anyway i managed to outrun them!! :D

Almost........... I can't believe one of them had the nerve to rip my sleeve off =.=

oh and not to mention the stuped manhole i fell into.... I MEAN WHO PUT THAT THERE?? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??!? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY INNOCENT DOGS GET DIARRHEA EVERYDAY BECAUSE OF THIS??

jeez some people are so inconsiderate =.=

So anyway when I arrived, my stuped best friend, Manhoorie Jamale came up to me,

"Heyy merp can you--- o.o omg merp??!? wha-- YOU LOOK LIKE SHIET!!"  :O

But then she dropped the 'horrified' expression and started laughing like a retarded seal and  made weird noises like a mix of a dog dying and a donkey laughing.

"Get it??!? "you look like "shiet"  because you know......... you're covered in shiet!!"  xD xD xD

-.-

Can somebody just shoot me right now? CMON JUST SHOOT ME ALREADY. Her jokes always kill me......literally...... ok not literally but internally, i die almost everyday.

"Yeah hello to you too -.- and it's not my fault i look like this! Cheezy chased me halfway through the neighbourhood yelling at me to "apologise"  to that.... thing"

Retardonna Nash is a crazy cat lady who lives next door.... and she also goes to our school. The reason why we nicknamed her 'Cheezy'? Is because---................. actually we don't know...

"ok nvm, cmon leggo to the bathroom and clean dat shit up before class starts" :D 

"ok" :D

"OMG!! GET IT?! "clean dat "shit" up" LOLOLOLOLLL!!!" 

-.-