14. Sh*t

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With Peter:

Peter loved them. They really enjoyed talking with them and they all seemed nice and caring, even though the beginning was weird. He smiled knowing that he had friends that weren't at school. Ones that wouldn't judge him for how he looks or acts. It was now December, meaning that the group had been texting for around 4 months. Peter was laying in bed, multitasking. The group had sometimes called him and they played video games together, most notably Minecraft, all of them using voice changers to keep everything secret. (Oddly enough, Peter changed his voice to sound more like Tony's, which caused a Very Emotional Moment™ with Tony and the other Avengers.) Today though, they were just texting.

Dr. PhD

So, BatteryPack says you enjoy science.

Any favorites?

Peter

Oh, yeah!

How have I never talked about him!?

I love Dr. Banner's books!

Dr. PhD

Wait, you can read those!?

Peter

Yeah! I could understand them when I was 9!

They're really good reads!

And he's such a good scientist!

If I ever met Dr. Banner, I would ask for a photo with him!

I'd also probably start rambling about his books and making a fool of myself

But that's besides the point!

I love his books on Gamma Radiation!

Mr. Sketch

BatteryPack.

Boss.

Can we get this kid an internship!?

Even I can't understand his books!

Ms. Boss

Depends.

We'd have to track his number and check everything out.

I don't think we should though.

Just because that ruins the mystery.

Mr. BatteryPack

Please, Boss?

You can be the only one to know!

Ms. Boss

It's up to Hacker, honestly.

Peter

Oh, wow...

I would love to have one!

But SI doesn't accept High Schoolers...

Ms. Spy

We all happen to know Pepper Potts AND Tony Stark.

I'm sure we could persuade them.

Especially if you're that smart.

Peter

I couldn't ask you to do that.

Wait...

YOU GUYS KNOW TONY STARK AND PEPPER POTTS!?

Ms. Boss

Yep.

Mr. Bird

Not the best bosses though.

Peter

Shut the fuck up you undercooked steak.


The Avengers all stopped typing. They all looked at each other and waited for the 16 messages that came in faster than Pietro can run.

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