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Innocence

I swerved slightly at what he just said, choking on my laughter at the same time. I quickly regained control and looked over a red cheeked Ashton.

"She flashed you?" I asked just to make sure I heard correctly.

His cheeks seemed to grow even redder as he nodded.

"So she led you to the back to where you were supposed to leave the bags and she suddenly just turned around and flashed you?" I questioned.

Ashton refused to look at me, his cheeks still as red as a tomato.

He nodded slowly. I started laughing really hard. So hard that tears came to my eyes and I literally had to pull over so I wouldn't crash the car.

"N-no-not funny!" Ashton said loudly.

I nodded, unable to speak. I took a deep breath.

"Oh, but Ashton, it is," I said placing my hand on his shoulder.

He smacked my hand away, crossed his arms over his chest, and stared out the window.

"Would you like to go back and get her number?" I asked with a grin.

His eyes widened and he repeatedly shook his head. I set my hand on his arm while laughing.

"I'm kidding, Ash, calm down," I said.

He scowled at me, clearly not amused.

I pulled back into the slight traffic and headed back to my house. Ashton still looked a little flustered over the whole being flashed thing, which made me curious.

"Ash?" I asked.

He looked over at me.

"Just how innocent are you?" I asked with all seriousness, but my grin didn't help.

Once again his cheeks flushed red and looked away.

"You've never had a girlfriend!" I exclaimed.

"H-h-have too!" He exclaimed back.

"Is that so?" I asked raising an eyebrow.

He nodded and something in his eyes says he wasn't lying.

"How many?" I asked curiously.

He cocked his head to the side, not understanding. I rolled me eyes.

"How many girlfriends," I clarified.

He looked away and held up his index finger.

"One girlfriend?" I asked just to make sure.

He nodded and his cheeks heated up more.

"So, she never showed you her boobs?" I asked mischievously.

His eyes widened in shock and he slapped my arm.

"Just wondering," I said defending myself with a grin.

He shook his head slowly.

"So, I'll take that as a no?" I asked continuing to torture him.

He threw his arms up in exasperation, making me laugh. He shook his head though, answering my question.

"Never let you feel her up or anything?" I asked.

He slapped me again but he wore an amused smile now.

"Fine, would you like me to answer the same questions?" I asked giving him a break.

I found all of this completely amusing. He nodded.