Danganronpa: The Ultimate Enigma

I Can't Translate The Weeb Shit [1]

It's past curfew and I'm hungry as fuck.

Now, I know we agreed to stay in our rooms after curfew,

But they never answered my question about midnight snacks.

I got out of my bed and stared at my black jeans...

Do I really need to put on pants...?

Nah. No one's up.

I exited my room in my black shirt and dark blue boxers with the intent to raid the kitchen.

"Eh?" A voice said behind me. I turned around and saw Asahina staring at me in shock. "Sup." I greeted with a wave. "N-Null?" She asked. "Yup. What's got you up so late?" I asked as she walked over. "Oh w-well... I was just getting a midnight snack." She answered. "I see. So you're a woman of culture as well." I said nodding my head. "I am as well." I added. "In no pants?" She asked with a blush. "Well, that wouldn't have been known if you weren't up." I said as we started walking to the kitchen.

"What are you in the mood for?" I asked keeping conversation. "A donut! They're the best!" Asahina answered. "Hmm. Just one?" I asked. "Well~... Maybe two—" She stopped and looked to our right. I followed her gaze and saw a green glow from the bath.

We entered and followed the green glow to its source. We saw a green screen with a head on it, smiling at us. Asahina screamed and clung to me tightly before to run away with me.

Am I going back to her roo—

She threw me at my door before running in hers and slamming the door shut.

Well fuck. Could've got some cooch—

Woopty-do... the third floor... yay~

We were searching around the new facilities and finding even more places to become potential crime scenes because of these unstable teenagers.

I no longer think I'm 15... I have to be like 13 at the most...

Right now, we had just arrived at the gym since Monokuma called us.

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"Yo." I greeted the already present Byakuya and Toko, who was no longer Sho.

"So what came of the homicidal maniac?" Celestia asked. "Why's the Peanut Gallery gawking at me?" Toko asked. "A simple sneeze reverts her back to her cheerful self." Byakuya answered sarcastically.

"Seriously? That's a bit cliche." Hifumi commented. "Like you have any room to talk!" Toko retorted before Monokuma announced his presence.

"The gangs all here!" He said popping out of his podium.

"What sadistic scheme have you cooked up now?" Byakuya asked. "That's the million dollar question!" Monokuma said before...

10 million dollars fell in front of him.

"Well, 10 million actually. Yes, kiddies! This mountain of mu-lah can be yours, if you graduate! Pretty sweet, right?" Monokuma asked. "Is life so cheap you would label it with a price tag?!" Sakura asked.

[Naegi says period in the dub and it took me 10 minutes to stop laughing.]

"Hmm. I'll just leave you fine-of-dandy-goers to scratch outs— as— students—" he said muffled by the cash and his descent under the stage.