i was in venice with a couple of friends once
we didn't have much time to spare,
what with all the drinking and sightseeing
but we still stopped near a troubadour
a rather shabby looking old guy, he was
not much white hair, but you could see he was wornand as he sang
'fuck your telephone'a crowd of us
looked him in the eye,
in understanding,and then
a crowd of us
whipped out our telephones
and recorded him singing slurs
tourists could not understand.