Darkiplier X Wilford Warfstache

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~WILFORD'S POV~
I giggle as I walk in the living room with Dark's clothes on. Dark is sitting on the couch watching what ever the hell he watches. "Ahem!" I try to get his attention. He just sits there. "AHEM!" I say again. "What do you want Wil?" He asked in a pissed off tone. I then darken my voice to sound like his. "I CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING!" I mocked. "What?" He asked as he turns around. "THERE IS NOTHING YOU OR HE CAN DO TO STOP ME!" I say again. He smirks in response and snaps his fingers. He stands up in my outfit. "Hey..." I say in an annoyed voice. "DON'T TELL ME IN WORDS!" He mocks as he walks closer. He kissed me on the lips and laughed a bit. "Tell me in words..." he chuckled. I huffed and pushed him a bit. He patted my head and sat back down.

~DARK'S POV~
I sat back down and play around with Wilford's bow tie and suspenders. "HEY DON'T TOUCH THAT!" I heard him yell. I chuckle. I continue to play around with it. I hear him stomp towards the couch. I look up and see an angry Wilford in a Darkiplier suit. "I said..." he started as he sat in my lap. "No touchie..." he said as he kissed me. I then felt him trying to take off the bow tie. I pushed him to the other side of the couch. I heard him growl. "Oh shut your ass up! You were the one who took my clothes in the first place!" I yelled at him. "Because it's funny when I do it." He giggled. "Liar liar pants on fire." I said. "I also look so much better in them then you." He chuckled. "Liar." I mumbled. Then out of no where Bim flew in the house. "DARKK!!!!!" He screamed with a smile on his face. He then saw me and Wilford in the clothes we were wearing and stood there for a second. "I...I..." he stuttered. "Y-YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING ADORABLE!!!" He squealed. "GET OUT BIM!" I yelled. He chuckled and left. Whatever he could say could wait.

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Ok ok this fucking sucks dick I know. I just have it been having a good week and shit so like this is the shit post y'all get. I also promise to update the other two stories I hate :P

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