"99+ new messages" Haikyuu X Reader Textfic

8/13/20: BTS (2 and A/N!!)

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(A/N AT THE ENDDD!!!)

KJDHFKJGHD
GUYS
OMG

[RollingThunder]
ANSWER PEOPLE
THIS WAS A LAST MINUTE THING SO LIKE-

[Great Dad]
What?
Why are you both not at school?!
And where's Tanaka?

[RollingThunder]
We're kinda...

...in Korea?

[Sugamama]
WHAT?!

[Nice Kill Tanaka]
You see...
Here's the thing...
We...
How did we get here again?

[RollingThunder]
Well, we were high and then we asked (Y/n)'s parents if we could book tickets to see BTS
And her mom was like "Sure!" and gave us a TON of money
so the next morning, we got on a plane
and now we're here!

and getting ready to go to a fansigning :)
and test my Korean skills

[Great King]
So you people just text during school hours?
WAIT WHAT?!

HAHAHAHA
IMAGINE BEING AT SCHOOL RN
MY MOM CALLED THE SCHOOL AND SAID THAT WE'RE ALL SICK CUZ WE SPENT THE NIGHT TOGETHER AND I WAS SICK

[Great King]
WHAT ABOUT PRACTICE?!
KARASUNO NEED THEIR LIBERO, RIGHT???

[RollingThunder]
IS THE BITCH BOY WHINING???
I could miss 50 practices and still receive your asssss

and i'd be there to laugh at you :)
ANYWAYYYY
There's a signing in an hour
y'all want certain idols to sign smth for you guys?
basically, we have photos of all the idols that we printed out

and they can sign the back for you guys?

[Great King]
...
Yoongi
...

[Sugamama]
uh
uh
Jimin?

[Y-Y-Yachi]
Taehyung...?

[Goddess]
Jin

Okay well, Yoongi is mine so pick someone else, bitch
IM JUST KIDDING, BEFORE YOU GET ALL BUTTHURT
I'm getting Hobi and Yoongles for myself
Noya wants JK and RM
and Tanaka is just "chaperoning" us
(BTW i based Noya and Reader on what me and Gold would get lmao)
so... Oikawa, Suga, Yachi, Kiyoko, Bokuto, and Kuroo?

[Great Cat]
Sounds about right!

OOP WE GOTTA GO EAT!!
SEE Y'ALL WHEN WE'RE THERE!!

ʟᴀᴛᴇʀ

NOBODY MESS THIS UP
TAE JUST ASKED TO SEE MY PHONE CUZ I WAS ON IT
IF YOU MESS THIS UP, I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU AND I'LL BLOCK YOU
[Seen by all members]

[Great King]
Is he just casually going through her phone?

[RollingThunder]
Yeah, yeah he is
But it's fine cuz it's Taehyung
OMFG HE'S PASSING HER PHONE AROUND-
THEY'RE ALL TAKING PHOTOS

[Nice Kill Tanaka]
OMG
THIS IS GREAT LMFAO

Hi from BTS!!
-RM

[Great King]
LJAHSKFJHGAKJSF

[Great Cat]
OMFG

[Sugamama]
WHY DIDN'T WE GOOOO

OMG BTS JUST TOUCHED MY PHONE
I WANNA CRY
ALSO THEY SAY THAT THEY PURPLE YOU GUYS
I'm literally crying rn

[RollingThunder]
and now Jimin is comforting her
god, I wanna be her rn
Jimin's like literally holding her hand while she's crying

[Great King]
I literally hate you all.

[Sugamama]
I'm gonna tell the principal that they weren't sick.

[Nice Kill Tanaka]
Dude, this is gonna end up on a "Lucky Stans" video
and on my Twitter.

[Sugamama]
I actually really wanna disown you 3 rn

Okay im back :)
Jimin held my hand :))
Haha losers
Also I have TONS of photos that I'm gonna post everywhere

[Sugamama]
I wanna be tagged
Tag me

[Great King]
Honestly, just tag us all

I will, don't worry
why wouldn't wanna hardcore brag?

[RollingThunder]
We gotta go tho cuz we've gotta head back to the hotel
and we're going offline to enjoy secenry so like...
talk to you guys when we get baccccckkkkk

[Great King]
WAIT YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY LIKE THAT!!

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[Great King]
FUCKING HELL

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OMG GUYS!! We're not at 1k yet but there's literally like 5 chapters of this shit textfic AND YOU GUYS KEEP READING IT!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I got a few questions for all my actives tho!

Are you a BTS stan? If so, who's your bias. If not, why not?

Are you interested in some 4th wall breaking? Like, "Author-chan" popping in every now and then?

Last textfic, I did a special for every thousand reads. If you want me to keep that up, what kind of crossovers do you want? Like different animes popping in, BTS is suddenly in the group, OCs show up (like last book)?

BTW!! School started back for me, Gold, and Aiko so if you follow us... I'm sorry about slow updates!!

Alright! That's all!! Thank you all for almost 500 reads :)

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