"99+ new messages" Haikyuu X Reader Textfic

8/20/20: Author?

ᴀʙꜱᴏʟᴜᴛᴇ ɪᴅɪᴏᴛꜱ

ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ ʜᴀꜱ ᴊᴏɪɴᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ

[RollingThunder]
Who?

who dat is?

[Author]
HEY HOES!!
shit, this is the wrong book-
Y'all don't know who I am...

[Great King]
Shit.

[Author]
NVM I KNOW HIMMM
KAWA-KUN!!

[Great King]
Kai-chan...

[Author]
Actually, I know all of you but only Kawa knows me.

so...
who is you?

[Author]
SO basically
you guys are in a book and I'm the one writing it :)
don't think to hard about it, I'll just write that you completely understand anyway.

[RollingThunder]
I-

[Author]
I said not to think too hard about it, it'll hurt your brain.
If you even have one, Noya.
I'm the one that made you just conveniently meet BTS

ohhhh
I did think that was odd

[Author]
Anyway!
You guys got me 1k reads with like 5 chapters
so you KNOW I had to come thank you.

[Great King]
Cool, cool
Why're you ACTUALLY here.

[Author]
Why're you being mean to me :(

[Great King]
We had a really great story of us
THEN YOU DELETE IT AND MAKE A NEW ACCOUNT

[Author]
Bruh chilll
it wasn't even that good.

[Great King]
Ion care
I thought it was good.

[Author]
I care.
I liked it but I wanted to start new stuff
I might make you an Xreader to make it up for you.

[RollingThunder]
Chile
anyways
so
that's cool

[Author]
Yeah, and Ima show up alot more so you best get used to it

[Sugamama]
As long as you don't disrupt their practices :)

[Author]
I'm not even in the same universe as you guys so don't even worry bout it

[Great Cat]
Oh hi there

[Great Owl]
HEY HEY HEYYY!!

[Author]
Yo, any of you know the entire choreo and lyrics to Otsukare?

OTSUKAREEEE

[RollingThunder]
SAMA DESHITA

[Author]
Is that a yes?

OBVIOUSLY

[Author]
What about...
A TO THE G TO THE U TO THE STD

[Nice Kill Tanaka]
A TO THE G TO THE U TO THE STD

[RollingThunder]
IM D BOY

BCUZ IM FROM THE D

[Great Cat]
IM A FREAK LUNATIC ON THE BEAT

[Great Owl]
SENDING LISTENERS TO HONG KONG

[Great Virgin]
MY TONGUE TECHNOLOGY

[Author]
Ew
I wanted to finish it
fuck you, Yuji

ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴀɴɴᴇᴅ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴠɪʀɢɪɴ
ʀᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ: ꜱᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴᴇʀꜱ ᴛᴏ ʜᴏɴɢ ᴋᴏɴɢ, ᴍʏ ᴛᴏɴɢᴜᴇ ᴛᴇᴄʜɴᴏʟᴏɢʏʏʏ

[Author]
Now that that's gone
well, he'll be back after I leave but anyway
I'm sick asf rn and I might just go watch BTS fmvs and TikTok

lmao m e

[RollingThunder]
Lmao
you do that

[Nice Kill Tanaka]
Im gonna blast Agust D now

[Author]
I would if my dad wasn't home...
ANYWAY
STREAM DYNAMITE TMRWWW

STREAM DYNAMITE!!

[Author]
I PURPLE YOU GUYS!!
Yes, you too, Reader
Thank you for being here.
If you haven't heard it today or lately
I love you!

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ yee yee im outtie bois and gorls ♥
Thank you for 1k!!