red vs blue(w/OCs): The Blood Gulch Chronicles (Discontinued)

[S1] Down, but Not Out

BLUE BASE

Caboose is looking at the red base using a sniper rifle's scope.

Grif: (in the distance)No! Don't kill me, I'm too good looking to die!

Caboose: Man... he is really kicking their asses.

Tucker: How come I never get the fucking sniper rifle?

Azumi: I can give you mine.

Tucker: Really?

Azumi: No.

Tucker: Oh, come on!

Caboose lowers the rifle.

Caboose: I'm really glad Tex is on our team and not theirs.

Tucker: Sure makes things a lot easier on us.

Caboose: Yeah. I think switching Tex for Church was a good trade.

Tucker: It definitely seems like your killing Church is starting to work out for us.

Caboose: You know, you think so? You know, I was gonna say something but, uh... well you know, uh... nah..."

Tucker: Did Tex get in the base?

Caboose raises the rifle and sees Tex enter the base.

Caboose: Yeah.

The Blue flag reappears in the blue base.

Game Announcer: Blue team, flag returned.

Tucker: What the... who said that?

Church reappears behind the Trio.

Church: (clears throat) Sorry, that was me. I uh, I guess I had something stuck in my throat. Your flag is back, by the way.

Caboose: Hey... it's Church!

Church: Yeah, it's me. Hey Caboose.

Caboose: Hey Church, what're you up to?

Church: Caboose (chuckles) I'm not really here to make small-talk, okay? How'd you guys manage to get your flag back?

Tucker: W-what? Oh. Th-that flag? W-we've always had that.

Church: Tucker, who do you think you're trying to fool? Hey, wait a second... Where's Tex?

Tucker: I'm not really sure. He said he was gonna go to the store, something about, uh, Elbow Grease.

Church: Oh, great. This is so typical! What was the one thing I told you guys the last time I appeared?

Caboose: That Sidewinder is cold!?

Church: (groan) What was the other one thing I told you?

Tucker: Not to let him get involved?

Church: Right. And what did you guys do?

Azumi: We let him get involved.

Church: And not just a little involved. How involved?

Caboose: Very, very involved.

RED BASE(Inside)

Sarge and Ayumi emerge from Tex's right side, Aiming their weapons at Tex.

Sarge: Freeze.

Seville and Lopez emerge from the left, pinning Tex with weapons aiming at him.