𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙋𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 Pʀᴇғᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇs

They're drunk pt1

Pansy:

Dᴇɴʏs sʜᴇ's ᴅʀᴜɴᴋ

"Y/n."

"Yea Pansy?"

"I louuuve youuuu-oh-oH-OH!"

"Pansy you're so drunk."

"Nope. Not oui oui."

"you just said not yes yes."

"Did Nots! how dare YOU!"

"Pans, you just poured the coffee into a pot plant."

"NO I DONTS!"

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Sʜᴇ'ᴅ ᴄᴀʀʀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴡʜᴇʀᴇ

"Pansy put me down I need to go to the toilet."

"And I need to get food and you're coming with me."

"Nooooooo. Leave me alone."

"Haha you're funny"

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Fᴏᴏᴅ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ɢᴏɴᴇ

"Pansy wheres my (super suit) chocolate?"

*pansy's mouth covered with chocolate*

"I don't know. I found these chocolate-covered popcorn though. Want some?"

"Pansy that's my chocolate."

"WELL I DIDN'T KNOW!"

ᴘᴏssᴇsɪᴠᴇ, ᴄᴜᴛᴇ...ʙᴜᴛ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴘᴏssᴇsɪᴠᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ

꧁☃︎꧂꧁☃︎꧂꧁☃︎꧂꧁☃︎꧂꧁

Hermione:

Sʜᴇ'ᴅ sᴜɢɢᴇsᴛ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜɢɢʟᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ

"Y/n! I haaaaaave to take you to Disney Wouurrrrld."

"That sounds nice 'Mione but maybe when your less drunk."

"Okie baby."

"What? You never call me that."

"I love youuuuU!"

*James Reynolds accent* "I luv you too dorlin."

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Hᴇʀᴍɪᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ DEFINITLEY ʀᴀɴᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴜɢɢʟᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋs

"Ooooh. Y/n there's this book I've been reading!"

"What is it?"

"It's called After!"

(A/n: I've actually been reading the After series and I'm on the last book and I hate every fucking character but anyways...)

"Oh no Hermione Granger. I've heard about that book. I'm not getting into that shit."

(A/n: I don't actually think its a bad book I just hate all the characters but it's well written and i get what the author is doing when she makes them ANNOYING!)

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Sʜᴇ'ᴅ ʙᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ...ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴛ.

"Hey y/n."

"Yeah?"

"I may not be Luna but I do love gooood."

"You sound very full of yourself Hermione."