Pregos pt2

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I usually try to make my preferences female and male cause then everyone can read them but for this one I'm doing it for female readers

(tell me if you want a male version)

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Regulus:

•Hᴇ'ᴅ ᴡᴏʀʀʏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜɪs ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛs ᴍɪɢʜᴛ sᴀʏ

•Hᴇ'ᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ sᴜʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏᴋᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ

• ʏᴏᴜ'ᴅ ғɪɴᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ʟᴏɴɢ ʜᴇ'ᴅ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴡᴀɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴋɪᴅs ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴏᴡ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴘʟᴀɴɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴀsᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴋɪᴅs sᴏᴏɴ

"Hey Reg."

"Hmm?"

"I'm da pregos."

"WHAT?!? YES YES YEs yes yes YE SSYSYYSYSYS!!!!"

*regulus jumps around the house like a child*

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Tom:

•ʜᴇ'ᴅ ᴡᴏʀʀʏ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ғᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ɢʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴅᴏ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ

•Hᴇ'ᴅ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ 'ʜᴇ ʜᴀs ɴᴏ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ' ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ sᴀᴡ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ɪᴛ

•ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪғ ANYONE ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴋɪᴅ ʜᴇ'ᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ᴅ ʙᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ ᴀɴ ʜᴏᴜʀ

"Tom."

"Yeah?"

"I'm pregnant."

"...Excuse me."

"Okay...?"

*Tom leaves room and walks outside*

"What's he doing?"

*y/n walks to window to watch Tom*

*tom starts screaming in happiness then walks back inside*

"Have fun screaming?"

"Wha-I-I don't know what you're talking about."

"Fine. Don't admit it to your pregnant wife, who is feeling sick. And lonely all day while you're at work. And who loves you-"

"Don't play that card y/n."

"I'm just saying-"

"OKAY FINE! Yes I am overjoyed and screamed my head off outside."

"Knew it. Love you."

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Narcissa:

•ɴᴀʀᴄɪssᴀ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴇɢɴᴀɴᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴡᴏ

•sʜᴇ'ᴅ ʙᴇ sᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴇxᴄɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ (sʜᴇs ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴋɪᴅs)

•TONS ᴏғ ᴘʟᴀɴɴɪɴɢ

"Y/n!"

*y/n runs into room*

"WHAT!"

"Should we have green or yellow on the walls? Green is Slytherin and my family colours but yellows bright an gender neutral. OH! Or a strawberry red, maybe midnight blue or purple-"

"Why are you naming all the colours off?What are you Bob Ross?"

"No...I just thought that you could help me?"

"You figure out the colours and I'll put them up for you okay?"

"Okay."

(A/n: Dear Theodosia just came on-shit I'm crying now help.)

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Sirius:

•Hᴇ'ᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ᴅᴏᴜʙᴛs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀ ғᴀᴛʜᴇʀ.

•Aʟʟ ʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪs ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴀ ғᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜɪs ᴏᴡɴ ғᴀᴛʜᴇʀ

•ʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ʙʀᴀɢ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴀᴍᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴍᴜs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴊᴀᴍᴇs ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ʟɪʟʏ ᴘʀᴇɢɴᴀɴᴛ sᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴋɪᴅs ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs

"If you're pregnant, does that mean no more sex?"

"Not necessarily...you just have to be more gentle."

"Damn it, I know how much you like it ru-"

"STOP IT!"

*hits Sirius with book*

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Newt:

•Hᴇ'ᴅ ɪɴsᴛᴀɴᴛʟʏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ

•ʜᴇ'ᴅ ᴀᴘᴘᴀʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏʟᴅ Dᴜᴍʙʟᴇᴅᴏʀᴇ, ᴡʜᴏ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴋɴᴇᴡ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ʜɪᴍ

•HOLY SHIT HE'S GONNA BE A DAD!!

"I will teach this child about bowtruckles and Nifflers! And show them how to look after a blast-ended screwts. OH! And I can give them their own bowtruckle on their birthday to keep them company at hogwarts!"

"That sounds lovely Newt but I haven't even given birth yet."

"Oh. Yeah. Right."

"Soon though I promise."

*newt continues to ramble about all the animals and creatures he was going to teach your child*

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