𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙋𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 Pʀᴇғᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇs

They're drunk pt2

Regulus:

Hᴇ'ᴅ ʙᴀʟʟʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴅᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴋɪᴛᴄʜᴇɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ

"Y/n y/n-Nananananabananana?"

"Yes Regulananananas?"

"Donce wid meh."

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Tʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ'ʟʟ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ᴛʀʏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ʙʟᴀɴᴋᴇᴛ ғᴏʀᴛ (ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʜᴇ's ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇs ʏᴏᴜ)

"Y/n! Come look!"

"What Reg?"

"BLANKET FORT!"

"Awww for me?"

"YES! Do you like it?"

"It's cute."

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Tʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ'ʟʟ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ʙʟᴀɴᴋᴇᴛ ʙᴜʀʀɪᴛᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ғᴀʟʟ ᴀsʟᴇᴇᴘ ʜᴜɢɢɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ

*snoring noises*

Sᴏ ʜᴇ's ʙᴀsɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ʟᴏᴠɪɴɢ ʙᴏʏғʀɪᴇɴᴅ

꧁☃︎꧂꧁☃︎꧂꧁☃︎꧂꧁☃︎꧂꧁

Tom:

Hᴇ ᴄʀᴀᴠᴇs ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ

"Y/n y/n y/n y/n l/n y/n went bananas
y/nnnnnnnnnn."

"What Tom?"

"You're my favourite."

"Okay. You're my favourite."

*tom grins cheekily*

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Tᴏᴍ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ DEFINITLEY ᴅᴇɴʏ ʜᴇ's ᴅʀᴜɴᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅʀᴜɴᴋ ᴛᴏᴍ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀɴ...ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ

"Y/n-bubbbbbbb I'm noooot drunxk"

"Yes you are Tom."

"Nope. But I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets?"

"Okay. You making puns and jokes just shows you're drunk."

"Fine...but if you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss."

"Wow Tom I'm going to bed."

"Can I slytherin?"

"No."

"Awwwww."

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Bʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴇ'ᴅ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ʙᴇ ᴡᴏʀʀʏɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ʜɪᴍ

"Are you leaving me?"

"I'm going to the bathroom."

"I KNEW YOU WERE LEAVING ME!"

"I'm not!"

"Who is it? I bet it's Potter! WHY POTTER?" *sobs*

"IM NOT LEAVING YOU TOM!"

Oᴠᴇʀᴀʟʟ ʜᴇ'ᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀ sᴍᴏʟ ʙᴇᴀɴ - ᴄʟɪɴɢʏ, ɴᴇᴇᴅʏ ʙᴜᴛ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ (ʜᴇ'ᴅ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴅᴇɴʏ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴅʀᴜɴᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ ʜᴀs ᴀ ʜᴀɴɢᴏᴠᴇʀ)

꧁☃︎꧂꧁☃︎꧂꧁☃︎꧂꧁☃︎꧂꧁

Narcissa:

Sʜᴇ'ᴅ ᴛʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʟᴀɴ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴅᴇᴄᴏʀᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏᴜsᴇ

"Y/n! We should get a large armour to put right next to the front door!"

"Cissy that'll be expensive."

"We can afford it."

"Or we could get BIG velvet green drapes for the bedroom windows instead of those old black ones."

"Narcissa are you hearing yourself?"

"OH! Or we could buy the Mona Lisa!"

"Narcissa that's impossible darling."

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Sʜᴇ'ᴅ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏɴ ᴀʟʟ ʜᴇʀ ᴡɪɴᴇs ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴇʟʟᴀʀ

"So, this is my favourite, it's a Shiraz from the Barossa Valley imported from Australia and I love it soooo muchhh!"

"I think you've had enough alcohol for tonight."

"No! But then you have the Cava wine from Spain..."

"Narcissa Black just stop."

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Yᴏᴜ'ᴅ ᴇɴᴅ ᴜᴘ ᴄᴀʀʀʏɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴅ ʙʀɪᴅᴀʟ sᴛʏʟᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ sʜᴇ ғᴇʟʟ ᴀsʟᴇᴇᴘ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴇʟʟᴀʀ

"Goodnight Cissy."

Nᴀʀᴄɪssᴀ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛɪɴɢ ᴅʀᴜɴᴋs

꧁☃︎꧂꧁☃︎꧂꧁☃︎꧂꧁☃︎꧂꧁

Sirius:

Sɪʀɪᴜs ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴛᴀʀᴛ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴɪɴɢ ʜɪs ʟɪғᴇ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇs

"Should I become friends with James?"

"Why wouldn't you? You're inseparable."

"Yeah, but, should I have just become what my parents wanted me to? Should I have run away? Was that a good idea?"

"Sirius you're drunk just go to bed."

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Hᴇ'ᴅ ᴀᴛᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ, ᴍᴏsᴛʟʏ ʙʏ ᴅᴀɴᴄɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪᴛᴄʜᴇɴ ʙᴇɴᴄʜ

"Sirius Black get your dirty feet off of the kitchen bench!"

"Whyyyyyyy"

"Because I put our food there! Now I have to wipe it again!"

"Are you mad at me?"

"No Sirius just go to bed."

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Hᴇ'ᴅ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ʙᴇ 'ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜʏ'

"Sirius don't."

"Don't what darling?"

"Stop it."

"I don't know what your talking about
y/n."

"Sirius, your hand is literally slipping into underwear right now."

Hᴇ'ᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʙᴇ sᴜᴘᴘᴇʀʀʀʀ ɴᴇᴇᴅʏ ᴀɴᴅ ғᴜɴɴʏ

꧁☃︎꧂꧁☃︎꧂꧁☃︎꧂꧁☃︎꧂꧁