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KURT HAD ASKED the Glee Club to come to the choir room to talk about this years thunderclap.
"Where's Rachel?" Kurt asked the rest of the Glee Club.
"She's not here yet." Finn replied.
"Perfect. Glee Club stands on a delicate precipice. We have all felt the cold humiliation of a slushie in the face. But as of right now, our relative anonymity as a club shields us from more severe persecution swirlies, Patriotic wedgies." Kurt explained to them.
"What's a patriotic wedgie?" Nessa asked.
"It's when they hoist you up the flag pole by your undies." Finn explained to her.
"Strangely, it did make me feel more American." Artie said earning a strange look from both Nessa and Zach.
"Based on my investigation, I am of the opinion that a yearbook photo would only fuel the flames of anti-Glee-Club terror. I've done a little library research." Kurt said to them opening a yearbook. "Peter Gellar Glee Club second tenor, 1998. He can be seen here with both a drawn on moustache and a rice paddy hat. Shortly after the yearbook came out, Mr. Gellar had a nervous breakdown. He is now the homeless man who sleeps in front of the public library." Kurt explained to them.
