The Marauder hunts!

Tiny annoyance leads to maximum frustration

Third person p.o.v.

Last time with The Marauders Crusaders

Mike:Hey Y/n look.This guy's hairstyle reminds me of Elvis

Y/n:Hang on a second...I know that hairstyle.Josuke is that you?

Josuke:Y/n is that you?

Now

The Marauder and Jojo's descended share a laugh as they hugged for a short period of time and Y/n asks

Y/n:How long has it been,Josuke?

Josuke:Hard to tell.It's nice seeing you again

Mike:Oh my gosh,it's really him.Josuke Higashikata

Then Mike grabs his hand and start shaking it crazy in a greeding manner

Mike:It is an HONOR to meet you,Josuke.And I'm like YOUR biggest fan

Josuke:*nervous chuckle and sweatdrop*I'm honored

Y/n:How did you get here,Josuke?

Josuke:No clue.When I was on my way to school and the next thing I know a car accident was about to happen and it.The car came right at me but I manange to block it with Crazy Diamond but it did knock me back and the next thing I know I find myself here

Ryuko:Well we got ourselves quite the pickle

Josuke:No argument there

Then Y/n started to  Josuke to his team and girlfriend and tells his backstory with him of how he helped him kill a psycopathic killer

Time skip brought you by The Doomslayer and Nero doing a temporary trade(feat.Nico)

Weeks later the Crusaders they got along with Josuke but every time they tried to hang out gangs,thieves and monster invasions wouldn stop the group and the stand user always interfiered stopping crimes and bad guys but that was going for weeks and they started to get annoyed everytime they hat to do that job and none stop so they begged help from the CPU's they had fun doing what the union could not but it started to get annoying for the demon group and the stand user until one night the CPU's were on their way to clear an area full of monsters only to be captured by an unknown foe the demons and the stand user stood togather with the little sisters which they manage to break their way through the fought was going on for an hour 

???:So what are you going to fight me with child? With your fists?

Josuke:Not excatly

???:If so then I'll have to use my pinky against-

Before she could finish her sentace Josuke punched her finger with extreame force until it bent backwards as she screams in pain and says in shock as she holds her

???:What the...How did a mere human do this to me?

Josuke:What's wrong? You've said you're going to fight me with your pinkie,now what are you going to do?

???:I will kill you

Josuke:NOW YOU'RE JUST REPEATING YOURSELF DUMBASS

Josuke shouted as the mysterious woman before the team fixed her pinkie finger then she made her biggest mistake in her life...She made fun of Josuke's hair

???:I'm going to laugh at your hairstyle.Josuke wasn't it

That paused Josuke in his tracks and the woman continued

???:And that's like what? Twenty or thirdy years ago? You actually think that's cool? How's that?

Mike and Johnathan gasped as Josuke stoped in his tracks and looks at the woman pissed

???:*in head*He gets angry when I say things to his hair kinda hard to believe

Then a murderous rageful aura coated Josuke and shouts MAD

Josuke:What did you just say?

Mike:J-Josuke,calm down!

Josuke:JUST TRY TO SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME!

???:*In head*He opened them*to him*Didn't you hear me? It appears you think your hairstyle is cool,but it doesn't look good at you at all,it's lame

Josuke gasps loudly in rage and the woman continues

???:Though a dirty little bird might like to make your head it's nest.That's just a maybe thought

Then she made her biggest mistake in her life she tapped his hair and both Mike and Johnathan scream in absolute fear then Josuke unleashes a rush attack with his stand then the woman made an attept to put a mind control spell and before she thought she won her face was met with his stand's fist with a loud BAAM then followed by a rush attack and with a strong puch he sends her flying to a the wall and ruble falls on her she tries her and he started to kick the rumble with rage as he countstatly scream to come out

Johnathan:Wait his eyes were open how did he not see it? It was like right in front of him

Mike:I don't think he did

Johnathan:What do you mean?

Mike:You know the thing with the Doomguy or Doomslayer being literly too angry to die?

Johnathan:Yeah why?

Mike:I think it's the same with Josuke but instead of being too angry to die he was literly too angry to be affected by her spell or even notice it!

Johnathan:It doesn't make a lick of sence.I mean I would cut off the fucker who insulted my hairstyle but Josuke goes beserk like Doomguy when it comes to his hair,why?

Mike:I think I may have the answer

Mike&Johnathan:

After Josuke was done doing his rush attacks with his stand on the pale white gothic woman he picks her up with his stand then with a very strong puch he sended her very far away and knowing they won't see her for a while after she was out of sight it freed the captured CPU's and they hugged their big sisters releaved that they are ok and then the CPU's,their sisters and the Crusaders looked at the horrizon the sun rising enjoying the view after that they returned to their homes

(Steve(Gravewalker):End of chap sorry if it was a bit short and as always stay safe and have a good day/night)

M16:Peace!)