Mortals meet...and some other crazy things [DISCONTINUED]

Candice Cadence

Because Wattpad won't let me put the full name in, here ya go. Candice Mackenzie Kate Leanderson Alana Britney Dianah Evelen Francistia Geolige Helen Ivana Jeoane Nica Opal Putil Qlea Rowna Stephanie Tulip Uligarch Veronica Whitney Yvonne Zahira Cadence. That's the poor girl's full name.

This is supposed to be a crack oneshot, and kudos to you if you can remember all the names. Also, if you can read this with ease.........then I bow down to you. Have fun guessing! I won't jumble up the time skips because I'm too lazy to actually do so. This is a mortals meet, yadda yadda yadda. You get the idea. 

Warnings: Eyestrain, illegible writing, confusing plot line, horrible and cliche writing. And cussing, but it's seriously distorted. That is all. It also descends further into madness so the comments are your friend.

Candice POV

oh em GEE GURL hi im Katenid, AND I SOZ SOWY IF YOU NO HAER ME! i qween of gude hgih soohcl! Cadniec wuz a girllllllll woh waz bootifuuul, wid huge bobiez adn bulw orbbbbbz and patliunm bdolsne haar. I ez warineg ae clorp tpo adn shoot sorht adn ordagne sikn. Count dike wuz woklnig on 17 inhczes hgih heles. I flpied my gorlegious bublegom pomk hear and shtrutted ownt ov my maznsion. YM CHESHAUFUESUR (SO SO SO SOZ I ON SPEWLA) WUZ 3 SUENCGONDS LTAE! MY LFIE EZ HOWCNRIBLE! i fwoncealed tu ym rlols rcoye. UHG! HRE FASMIKLRERS SOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOO POREEOFIPOIPKOIOOOOOOOR!

~~~~time skip to school~~~~

She flouumcrdd ocre to ym filkow-I maen, suaqd.

"Qywrn, ypu lpik si baeitifuk!"

"THank yo8, K. Whuat's te pllan5 teo gwet PErcy=wercdy, aquiaf?'

"YOy should totes aek hum oyt at luich, girl1"

"Oh;.bMty. M e. YESD THT IS TUT PERCYECT PLAN I DO TAT Z9OXO~"

Sjhwe wasa triew iof thuis act.

~~~~time skip to lunch because apparently classes don't exist in this universe~~~~

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Oh thank the gods that is over. Welp. I'll be changing the updating schedule to whenever I feel like it because my mental health is being a little bitch, and motivation has basically deserted me. The fact that school has started for me doesn't help. Remember, you are valid no matter what. Bye bookworms!

-Luna Faye signing out