Jin: Who's this bitch driving an SUV with prettier hair than mine. I'mma have to pull her over. It's ticket time!
J-hope: /moves to Canada to become a mountie/ Hella horses?!?!
Jimin: Ma'am I'm going to have to ask for your license because I need to know if your licensed to be that pretty ^.^
V: /speeds around with alarm on but isn't actually doing anything/
Suga: I'mma just stay at the police station. They have donuts. Sweg.
RapMon: Yes. I pulled you over because I heard you were blasting hiphop /gets in the passenger seat/ Turn down for what!
Jungkook: Hi. Yes. This is officer golden maknae reporting for duty what seems to be the problem?