Link: Hello? Is anybody here?
Zelda: Link! Where are you!? I've been so worried!
Link: My leg is stuck.
Zelda: What!?
(Revali has entered the Group Chat)
Revali: What did I miss?
Zelda: Not the time for Hamilton references, Revali!
Link: Where are the others?
Revali: Coming. Why do you care? Do you miss your precious sushi slab?
Link: Wha- No! I- Don't call Mipha a sushi slab!
Zelda: ..........
(Mipha has entered the Group Chat)
Mipha: Hello!
Revali: Look, Link! Your precious sushi slab has returned!
Link: Shut up!
Zelda: .......................
Mipha: I don't understand what you meant by that, Revali......
Link: ....My leg is still stuck.
Mipha: Wait- What!? Link! A-Are you hurt?
Link: The red sticky stuff makes me believe so.
Mipha: !
Revali: HA!
(Urbosa has entered the Group Chat)
Link: Urbosa, before you freak out, scroll up, please..........
Revali: Oop-
Urbosa: REVALI YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK
Mipha: Urbosa! Language!
Urbosa: I don't CARE! Zelda? Little bird? You still there?
Zelda: Yes... I was just going to find Link.........
Urbosa: Oh, well, that's probably for the best.........
Revali: Am I-
(Urbosa has changed Revali's name to Ravioli The Insensitive Prick)
Ravioli The Insensitive Prick: !
Mipha: U-Urbosa...!
Link: Who's laughing now?
Ravioli The Insensitive Prick: Says the guy who has his leg stuck.
(Daruk has entered the Group Chat)
Daruk: Hey there! Sorry I'm late! Had to-
Urbosa: Scroll up.
Daruk: Dang.......... You okay, little guy?
Link: Not sure.
Zelda: Are you still stuck?
Link: Yep.
Zelda: Are you still bleeding...?
Link: Probably.
Zelda: Oh no! Don't worry, I'll be there soon. If you can't get yourself unstuck, just stay where you are. You could make the injury worse. Update me on your condition, okay?
Link: Okay.
Daruk: While you wait, mind telling us what happened?
Link: Well, I'm in the Herba mountain range trying to find a few junior knights who ended up getting themselves lost in a blizzard, slipped on some ice, and got my leg stuck inbetween a few frozen chunks of ice. Conveniently, the ice my leg got stuck in is nice and sharp, so I can't move my leg.
Zelda & Mipha: !!!!!
Daruk: Owch....
Ravioli The Insensitive Prick: Lol noob.
Zelda: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Ravioli The Insensitive Prick: ............
Urbosa: *Le smack*
Ravioli The Insensitive Prick: OW!
Zelda: Serves you right!
Mipha: Preach, princess!
Urbosa: HA!
Link: Daruk, want some popcorn?
Daruk: Sure!
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So that happened. Hopefully Linky is okay.
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