Well hello there, dear reader! In this group chat, you can dare Link, Zelda and the champions. But, I will also make them do more stuff, like play games, harass eachother, Zelink, ect. I hope you like it!
Nintendo still has custody of my children. I...
(Okay, I know what you might be thinking, but no. I'm sorry, but I don't ship Miphlink. However, I know that many people are Miphlink shippers, so I can give you a few Miphlink moments for your souls.)
(Revali has entered the Group Chat)
Revali: Ooooh, I can't wait to see the Nut Cakes of my labors.........
(Mipha has entered the Group Chat)
Mipha: Hello Revali! ^w^,
Revali: 'Sup.
(Link has entered the Group Chat)
Link: Hi, Mipha.......
Revali: What about me?
Link: I'm too upset to acknowledge you.
Revali: HA! My plan is already taking effect!
Link: Wait.......... What did you do!?
Revali: Nothing for you to worry about........
(Revali has changed Link's name to I Like Fish)
I Like Fish: REVALI
Mipha: O-Oh uh......
(Urbosa has entered the Group Chat)
Urbosa: Link! What did you do to her!?
I Like Fish: I-I don't know! I d-didn't mean to upset Zelda! I would never! But..... But she won't talk to me! She won't answer my texts........ *Sad Link noises*
Urbosa: OH. I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
I Like Fish: Wh- I-I- Please don't hurt me! >~<
Urbosa: I know who she got them from NOW, but THIS is why Zelda's upset.
(Urbosa posted an image.)
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I Like Fish: .......But, that was 100 years ago!
Mipha: Yeah...
Urbosa: Birdbrain here has been stalking you two even in death.
I Like Fish: WHAT!?
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I Like Fish: That's old too! Revali, what is wrong with you!?!?
Revali: I needed to-
Urbosa: SHUT UP. YOU DON'T GET A SAY IN THIS, REVALI.
Revali: 😳
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I Like Fish: SO I CAN'T EVEN TAKE A NAP NOW?
Mipha: I-
I Like Fish: I'm not mad at you, Mipha. It's birdbrain over there who PURPOSELY UPSET ZELDA. I WILL DESTROY HIM. Once I fix things with Zelda, that is.
Urbosa: Hear that, Revali? You better hide.
Revali: No telling me twice!
(Revali has left the Group Chat)
(I Like Fish's name has automatically changed back to Link)
Link: Oh, good. I got my name back.
(Link has left the Group Chat)
Mipha: Wait, where's Daruk?
Urbosa: He was trying to talk to Zelda.
Mipha: Oh...... That makes sense.
Urbosa: Why, you wish he were here?
Mipha: Hey! I thought you were done with that!
Urbosa: You can't shake me off that easily.
Mipha: *Le sigh* You know, those photos bring back memories.
Urbosa: I thought as much.
Mipha: Yes...... But, Link isn't happy. I need to move on. I'm dead anyways. Not like you can love a spirit.
Urbosa: I suppose so. Unless, of course, you have another spirit to love. *Wink wink nudge nudge*
Mipha: Urbosa!
(Mipha has left the Group Chat)
Urbosa: Heh.....
(Revali has entered the Group Chat)
Urbosa: EEEEEK! STALKER!
Revali: ..... :(
Urbosa: Oh..... It's you.
Revali: Heyyyy, don't sound disappointed!
Urbosa: Hmph.
Revali: Hey....... You know what I just realized?
Urbosa: What.
Revali: We're alone now......
Urbosa: No! I'm still mad at you!
Revali: Awwww, you can't stay mad at me forever, Bosie!
