(Shout out to @ourprecioussushi123 for submitting this idea!)
(Feathers has entered the Group Chat)
Feathers: WHY AM I A RITO? ZELDA? HELLO? ANYBODY?
(Sand Seal has entered the Group Chat)
Sand Seal: Wha-- My scales.....? Is this...... Skin!?! am I a..... A..... A GERUDO!?!?!?
Feathers: WHO'S HERE!?!? ZELDA? WHERE'S ZELDA?
Sand Seal: I-I don't know! Who are you?
Feathers: I-I-I...... I can't...... I don't know who you are....! I-I can't tell you! You could be an assassin!
Sand Seal: I promise, I'm not a Yiga assassin! I'm not going to hurt you, Feathers.
Feathers: .......
(Waifu Fish 2.0 has entered the Group Chat)
Waifu Fish 2.0: Do I have..... SCALES!?!? Link? Link! Where's Link?
Feathers: Zelda.........?
Waifu Fish 2.0: Eek! Who are you!?!?
Feathers: It's me! Are you okay? Where are you?
Sand Seal: Link? Princess? Is that you?
Feathers: .........
Waifu Fish 2.0: Yes! Is this Mipha?
Sand Seal: Yes, princess. However, I've somehow turned into a...... Gerudo.
Waifu Fish 2.0: Something's wrong. I turned into a Zora.....
Feathers: ...........
Waifu Fish 2.0: Link? It's okay. You can tell us.
Feathers: ........
Sand Seal: We won't judge you, Link.
Waifu Fish 2.0: Please? For me?
Feathers: I....... I turned into a Rito......
Waifu Fish 2.0: Awwww! I bet you're cute as a Rito!
Feathers: o////////o
Sand Seal: ^^
(Tall Hylian Female has entered the Group Chat)
Tall Hylian Female: WHY AM I A HYLIAN?
Waifu Fish 2.0: Urbosa?
Tall Hylian Female: What? How- How'd you know?
Waifu Fish 2.0: You're not the only one.
Tall Hylian Female: ????????
Sand Seal: Scroll up......
Tall Hylian Female: O h
Feathers: This is humiliating.
Waifu Fish 2.0: Why?
Feathers: I'M ALL FLUFFY!
Waifu Fish 2.0: Awwwww!
Feathers: I-I'm not cute!
(Extra Tall Rock Loving Hylian Male has entered the Group Chat)
Extra Tall Rock Loving Hylian Male: I'm mighty confused........
Feathers: That's Daruk. Daruk, scroll up.
Extra Tall Rock Loving Hylian Male: So you're a Rito now, little guy?
Feathers: *Grumpy Link squaking*
(Cocky Male Hylian has entered the Group Chat)
Cocky Male Hylian: Well, I may be Hylian, but I'm still-
Tall Hylian Female: Scroll up.
Cocky Male Hylian: HA! Link's a fluffy Rito! They say only real Rito warriors have long feathers. You've still got your baby down!
Feathers: Don't even s t a r t.
Extra Tall Rock Loving Hylian Male: Heed the warning, Revali. >.>
Waifu Fish 2.0: In other words...... SHUT UP, REVALI!
Sand Seal: No need to yell...!
Feathers: How long are we stuck like this........?
My Disembodied Voice: 24 hours.
Feathers: Oh, good! Thanks, disembodied voice!
My Disembodied Voice: No problem ;)
To be continued.........
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FanfictionWell hello there, dear reader! In this group chat, you can dare Link, Zelda and the champions. But, I will also make them do more stuff, like play games, harass eachother, Zelink, ect. I hope you like it! Nintendo still has custody of my children. I...
