The way of the kitty face

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(Don't worry, I'm going to try and do all the requests sooner or later. I was actually trying to write one and then..... This happened.)



(Link has entered the Group Chat)

Link: Is anybody here?

(Daruk has entered the Group Chat)

Daruk: Hey, little guy! I haven't seen you in a while.

Link: Sorry, me and Zelda have been really busy lately.

Daruk: No problem!

(Mipha has entered the Group Chat)

Mipha: Hello!

Daruk: Hi, Mipha!

Link: Hello UwU

Mipha: *Surprised pikachu face* LINK LEARNED HOW TO MAKE THE LITTLE KITTY FACES!

Link: Yesh -w-

Mipha: EEEEEEEE IT'S SO CUUUUUUUTE!

Daruk: .-.

Link: Zelda taught me lol

(Urbosa has entered the Group Chat)

Urbosa: What's poppin'?

Daruk: Zelda taught Link how to make kitty faces

Urbosa: He is a true man now.

Daruk: ??????

Link: -.w-.

Urbosa: I am proud

Link: :3

Mipha: *Fangirl noises*

(Revali has entered the Group Chat)

Revali: Yo

Link: HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

Revali: Ew

Mipha: *Le slap*

Urbosa: OHHHH! OHHHH! OH! SHE DID IT! OHHHHHHH! 

Daruk: *Surprised pikachu face*

Link: UnU

(Zelda has entered the Group Chat)

Link: *Happy Link noises*

Zelda: Hey guys!

Urbosa: Zelda, you have done an amazing thing

Zelda: I have....?

Urbosa: Yes.

Zelda: And that is.......

Urbosa: You taught Link the way of the kitty face. He is a true man now.

Zelda: Ohhhhh, yeah! Has he been using them?

Link: Yes <3

Zelda: Awwwww

Daruk: I'm still confused......

Mipha: Don't worry, I'll teach you.

Revali: What about me?

Urbosa: It would be a waste to try and teach you, you thick chicken nugget.

Revali: *Offended Revali squaking* 

Zelda: Get dunked on

Link: ÒwÓ

Urbosa: YESSSS! USE THOSE FACES, LINK! GOOD BOIO!

Link: ÕwÕ

Zelda: It is truly beautiful

Mipha: Yes :3

Revali: >:V

Link: ÒnÓ

Urbosa: Ooooooh, they're going to fight!

Zelda: With kitty faces, right? No chance of Link getting hurt......?

Urbosa: No worries, Link will smoke Revali

Zelda: Okay....... 

Mipha: *Making popcorn in the background*

Link: ^w^

Revali: 0u0 

Link: °w°

Revali: oWo

Link: •w•

Revali: ASDCFGYYFGGCFGGRFHGDRFVGBBGDDGHBYVBB

Link: ...?

Zelda: Link wins!!!!! ....Right?

Urbosa: Well, Revali just started smashing his keyboard, so, yeah.

(Revali has left the Group Chat)

Mipha: *Yeets popcorn* 

Link: *Starts making popcorn angles* (Like snow angles, but not.)

Zelda: *Joins Link*

Urbosa: *Starts dancing for literally no reason*

Daruk: I'm scared........

Mipha: Is this scarier than a dog?

(Daruk has left the Group Chat)

Mipha: Oop-

(Mipha has left the Group Chat)

Link: Hehehe I win ÒwÓ

Zelda: Yesh UwU 

Urbosa: Welp, I'm going to go make sure Revali isn't destroying somebody's property.

Zelda: Oki

Link: Bye bye UwU

Urbosa: Bai 

(Urbosa has left the Group Chat)

Zelda: Let's go, Link. We can keep talking without the slates.

Link: *Happy Link noises*

(Zelda has left the Group Chat)

(Link has left the Group Chat)

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ÕwÕ






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