Ships and a dare

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(A Zelink shipper has entered the Group Chat)

A Zelink shipper: Helllllooooooooo! =D

(Link has entered the Group Chat)

Link: Who are you!?

A Zelink shipper: *Le gasp* Linkyyyy! *Fangirl screeches* My child! You sweet cinnamon bun! How are you my child?

Link: I-I'm good......

(Revali has entered the Group Chat)

Revali: Link, who is this strange man?

A Zelink shipper: DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER? IMMA SMACC YOU, RAVIOLI!

Link: I like this person.

Revali: >=<

A Zelink shipper: Anyways, I come to give you a message.

(Zelda has entered the Group Chat)

Zelda: Link......? What's happening?

Link: This nice lady has a message........ Apparently.

A Zelink shipper: UwU

Zelda: O h.

(Mipha has entered the Group Chat)

Mipha: What's going on?

A Zelink shipper: Hey Waifu Fish! My friend has a dare for Revali, but I must deliver their message.

Revali: This better be good.

(Urbosa has entered the Group Chat)

Urbosa: Hello hello.

A Zelink shipper: Hi! You're going to love this dare, Urbosa.

Urbosa: Oooooh, I'll make some popcorn.

(Daruk has entered the Group Chat)

Urbosa: Hey, Mipha!

Mipha: ......?

Urbosa: Your favorite Goron has arrived.

Daruk: Huh!?

Mipha: !!!!!!

A Zelink shipper: Cute. Okay, now for....... *Dramatic voice* THE DARE!

Urbosa: *Noms popcorn*

Revali: Ugh....... Let's get this over with.

A Zelink shipper: My IRL friend has dared Revali to dye the tips of his braids bright pink.

Urbosa: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Slap Le thigh*

Link: Y e s.

Revali: WHYYYYYYYYYYY

A Zelink shipper: >:3

Daruk: You gotta do it!

Urbosa: A Zelink shipper, could you give your friend a high five for me?

A Zelink shipper: Sure thing!

Revali: UGH, FINE! I HOPE YOU KNOW I HATE YOU, A ZELINK SHIPPER!

A Zelink shipper: Y o u r   e x s i s t a n c e   i s     d e g r a d i n g.

Revali: *Rage intensifies*

~•~•~•~5 hours later..........~•~•~•~

Revali: I hate this.

A Zelink shipper: No u

Urbosa: Nice style! XD

Mipha: That was kind of mean........

Link: XDDDDD REVALI YOU LOOK LIKE A DRAG QUEEN! *Laughter intensifies*

Daruk: m u c h   f u n n y.

Zelda: Hahaha! This is vengeance!

Link: I'm still going to kill him.

Zelda: Link...... We talked about this.

Link: But- But- He made you cry! Nobody hurts my Zelda!

Zelda: LeT iT gO

Link: o.o okie

Daruk: You look beautiful, Revali!

Revali: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Link: Oh no- not this again! *Le whimper*

Zelda: Awwwww, it's okay, Linky. *Le pets*

Link & Zelda: *Le snuggle*

A Zelink shipper: *Fangirl screeching intensifies*

Daruk: Dang that cute. *Puts on Zelink 4 life hat*

Urbosa: *Joins the fangirl screech*

Mipha: What about Revali...?

Revali: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Link: Zeldie?

Zelda: Yes?

Link: When will Revali shut up? I don't like loud noises.

Zelda: Do you want to go home?

Link: Yeah....

(Link has left the Group Chat)

Mipha: Awww, I didn't get to say goodbye........

(Zelda has left the Group Chat)

A Zelink shipper: *Smacks Revali with a frying pan*

Revali: *Oof intensifies*

Urbosa: Thanks, fellow shipper. I'll take him home. 

(Urbosa has left the Group Chat)

(Revali has left the Group Chat)

Mipha: Hey, Daruk.......?

Daruk: Yeah?

Mipha: Do you want to go to the hot springs again....?

Daruk: Sure! Let's go, Mipha! :D

(Daruk has left the Group Chat)

Mipha: Heh........ I think I've gotten over Link..... Officially.

(Mipha has left the Group Chat)

A Zelink shipper: Awwwwwwww!

(A Zelink shipper backflipped into Wattpad)


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I fixed the ships! Yay! And yes, A Zelink shipper was me.

ÕwÕ



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