(Magical Author Lady has entered the chat)
Magical Author Lady: EEEEEEEEEEE MY SHIIIIIIP-
(Revali has entered the Group Chat)
Revali: o.0
Magical Author Lady: Ravioli, it you mess this up, I will destroy your bloodline. Your atoms will separate in my clutches. Are we clear?
Revali: U-Uhm....... Okay then........ *Backs away slowly*
(Zelda has entered the Group Chat)
Zelda: Revali....... Who is she?
Magical Author Lady: No worries, Zellie. I'm about to make your dreams come true......... And also expose you. But don't worry.
Zelda: Wait- w h a t
Magical Author Lady: Shhhhh! Nothing.... Nothing....... Hehehehe >:3
Zelda: -._-.
Magical Author Lady: -.W-.
Zelda: ----._----.
Magical Author Lady: -.W-.'
Zelda: -------._-------.
Magical Author Lady: -.W-. "
Revali: .-.
(Urbosa has entered the Group Chat)
Urbosa: Woah...... This is....... W e i r d
Magical Author Lady: Pffffft, you haven't seen half of it. BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT! I AM ON A MISSION. I MUST DELIVER THIS NEWS TO THE WORLD.
Urbosa: Oh? Now I'm interested. Fill me in, tiny shipper.
Magical Author Lady: Hey! I'm not short!
Urbosa: You are compared to me.
Magical Author Lady: *Grumpy noises*
(Daruk has entered the Group Chat)
Daruk: Hey there friends! We have a message?
Magical Author Lady: Yes, but we need everyone to arrive before I can deliver...... *Dramatic voice, slaps classified files on table that was definitely there 5 seconds ago*
Daruk: Wait what-
Magical Author Lady: THE EVIDENCE! (DUNNN DUNNNNN DUNNNNNNNNNN!)
Revali: Ooooohhhh, looks like some juicy info
Magical Author Lady: Hey! Keep your greasy chicken wings off my files!
Revali: >:V
(Mipha has entered the Group Chat)
Mipha: Uhm...... Hello?
Magical Author Lady: Hey there, Waifu Fish! I'm going to private message you the topic I'm about to discuss. If it makes you uncomfortable, there is no shame in leaving.
Mipha: Oh?
(Magical Author Lady sent Mipha a private message)
Mipha: Ah...... I see.
Revali: Spill!
Magical Author Lady: HEY! CHICKEN WINGS! LEAVE HER ALONE.
Revali: >.>
Magical Author Lady: So, Mipha....... Are you okay with staying?
Mipha: Yes. I am.
Magical Author Lady: Good! Now where's Link........
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Botw Group Chat!
FanfictionWell hello there, dear reader! In this group chat, you can dare Link, Zelda and the champions. But, I will also make them do more stuff, like play games, harass eachother, Zelink, ect. I hope you like it! Nintendo still has custody of my children. I...
