The Things The CMC Are Not Allowed To Do In Schoolstr8auraI spent a day on this because quarantine sucks
Cheerilee sighed, trudging through the halls sleepily. The bell was going to ring in less than an hour, her work day would begin, and she would patiently teach several dozen children for her entire day. She loved them, she really did, but if they didn't take a lot out of her. She stayed up for hours every night grading papers, she was constantly putting up with helicopter parents, and at the end of each day she barely had any money to show for it. At this point she was beginning to sympathize with Tennessee Ford.
Still, it wasn't all bad. She genuinely loved most of her students, she enjoyed teaching and spreading knowledge, and occasionally she got a laugh from her students. She smiled, pulling a list several papers long from her saddlebags and began pinning each one to the bulletin board facing the front doors, directly in sight of those who entered.
"THE THINGS THE CMC ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT SCHOOL"
The list wasn't even for discipline purposes. She just wanted a record of every dumb thing they had done.
The official CMC motto may be whatever you want it to be, but you may not shout it out in class if it includes the words:
NecrophiliacGenocideBukakkeFemdomFerris Bueller is not a role model.
Neither is Edward Elric.
Alphonse Elric, however, is.You may not yell "Move it, Background Ponies!" in order to get to classes faster.You may not throw other students through the mirror portal to 'See what they turn into'.
When running for student president, your posters may not depict:
Other students in any form or situationMeat grindersClaims that you are endorsed by the princessesClaims that you are endorsed by FaustClaims that those who say you are not endorsed by the princesses or Faust are class traitorsClaims that this list is 'More what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules'Closeups of anybodies plot, but especially the princesses.None of you are allowed to run for student president.Countering detention slips by giving the teacher your own handmade detention slips will no longer work.Neither will Uno reverse cards or Go To Jail cards.You may not slowly do the Macarena during moments of silence, nor may you ask why this is a rule.You may not toss a sword at students in the library and attempt to duel them.You may not refer to Discord in person OR in any artistic depiction as 'Dr Moreau's dildo'
The following may not be brought to show and tell:
ChimerasThe corpses of your parentsStuffed rabbitsJesus vs. SantaWatership DownA tape of the music video for Born FreeA tape of the music video for Come To DaddyYou may not encourage Communism in students.
CMC can stand for whatever you like, but you may not shout it out in class if it stands for:
Cheerilee Must CroakCapitalism Must CrumbleCrush My ClitorisClap My Calami, with the Cs pronounced as S'sCircumcise Me Cap'nWhen Sex Ed is announced to be in session, you may not give bedroom eyes to any students named Edward.You may not accuse teachers of war crimes.You may not trick students or faculty into asking who Joe is.You may not attempt to convince students or faculty that they were born humans and mysteriously teleported to this dimension, and they need to find their parents through the mirror portal.You may not run casinos in class.
You may not refuse classwork under the pretense that:
You had your brain drained by aliensYou're gayYou have dumb bitch diseaseYou are not a smart ponyYou died years ago, and the teacher needs to let go and be at peaceYou're a changelingYou've resolved to cut toxic influences out of your lifeIt violates your religious beliefs
