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"Why do you have armor made from the Tartarus alloy? It corrupts ponies!" I took off my vanities. He recoiled, "Why are you corrupting yourself?"

I then replied in my normal voice, "I was wearing it the entire time I was fighting the dragons, you just couldn't see it," I put on the Intense Flame Dyes. They looked shocked at the different color. "Put on the damn armor! Fuck!" He put it on the loser way, by hand, and he didn't show any signs of corruption. "Are you going to keep being such a pansy now?" He glared at me.

"My mother's name was Pansy!" ... ... ... Are... you... fucking kidding me? A name of Pansy? My entire worldview is shattered! "Stop laughing you bucker!" All of his peers were shaking their head at him.

"Since you seem so keen on insulting me you can be part of the demonstration, do you agree troops?" All of the others nodded. I walked over to a training ground. He walked over with muttered insults towards his peers. "Sadly, my girlfriend Mutationis isn't here to demonstrate proper ranged and magic, because if she was you would learn a lot. I will teach you guys a bit though," I pulled out the Crystal Bow. "I will even use my weaker aspects of fighting, if I used melee and troops he would lose within the first few seconds," I made something called training bolts. They were useful. "Would one of you decide when we start?"

A nondescript goshenite pony stepped up. "GO!" I, was not expecting that. The pony ran away from me and shot a crossbow at me. A bolt hit me and shattered I pulled an arrow(3) and let it loose. All three hit him and he dropped like a sack of potatoes.

I looked out at them and asked "Now, what did he do wrong?" A bunch of them put up their front walking utensils. I pointed at the one who called go.

"He used a shoddy crossbow, he fired bolts at someone wearing the Tartarus alloy armor, the list goes on," By this time I was at him and had pulled his helmet off. He didn't look good. His entire face was bruised. I tossed one of my training bolts and the two helmets at him. "These are, these are the same alloy! How did that work? Especially with training arrows?"

"All valid points except for the armor, but what he did wrong is that he insulted someone who was obviously stronger than him, if I had used my actual arrows for battle..."

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https://terraria.gamepedia.com/Wooden_Arrow

Jester's Arrows are a type of . They are considered an improvement over the , as they have no limit on the number of they can pierce. This makes them efficient against enemies with multiple sections such as the . Due to their piercing effect, they can sometimes be better than stronger arrows, such as the . They also emit light when fired, meaning they can be used to temporarily light up caves. However, Jester's Arrows will explode in a firework effect after hitting something or reaching their maximum range. This means that, unlike other arrows, they can not be recovered after hitting an enemy or a wall (As of 1.4, no arrows can be recovered after being fired).

In addition to being crafted, Jester's Arrows can also be found in in the and .

In addition to being crafted, Unholy Arrows are dropped by the , but only in worlds that generated with . Furthermore, they can be purchased from the at once the or has been defeated. After activating , they become available during the day as well.

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Something else you should know, if I was wearing armor that boosted archery I would be best in archery, however I am wearing armor that boosts melee. The more you know," They whitened even more. I pulled out the Claw of a Dragon King. I slashed a dummy. It burst into flames. "This is what's known as an elemental weapon. They can come in many variants, some are shock, some are frost but all of them are valuable. Remember that," They all nodded.

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