Sanders sides- Mistaken identities

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Logan Berry had a roommate called Remus King. He was good friends with Roman King, who was Remus's brother, Patton Hope and Virgil Nyx. Logan had a small dog called Tyler. One day, Logan was chatting with Patton about his roommate, and how much of a pest he is.
"I want to evict Remus."
"But Remus is your dog! That's bad!"
"... no?"
"Tyler is far better behaved then my roommate Remus"
"I'm sorry, what?!”
"Remus. My roommate? I'm sure I told you about him"
"I thought REMUS was the dog?!"
"Why would you think that?"
"Didn't he get fleas?"
"Yes, and?"
"And brought you dead animals?"
"I fail to see your point."

The conversation lasted 10 more minutes until Roman interjected.

"Are you talking about Remus?"
"Yes!" Patton exclaimed. "I cannot believe that your brother would get fleas and bring you dead animals!"
"As a child, he was actually much worse. He managed to eat an entire stick of deodorant in 3 minutes."
"And I thought he was messed up before......"

I'm ending it there because uh it isn't the best, and I have no clue on how to continue this. Take care of yourself guys!

-Luna Faye signing out

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