Mr. Perfect & Ms. Imperfect

Language Class

Rajveer was walking to and fro in his room

Rajveer- Pata nahi ladki hai ya kya hai

Huda enters along with Naveen and Ritu...

Huda- Ladki nahi (Naveen, Rajveer and Ritu looks at him) mera matlab hai Phoolan Devi hai (puts his hand on Rajveer's shoulder) aur joh abhi dekha woh bass trailer tha (Rajveer looks at him) woh bhi 0.000000001% wala

Rajveer, Naveen and Ritu - What

Huda- Haanji usse aise hi Phoolan nahi kehta....Goa me aisa koi nahi joh bhai behan ki jodi se nahi darta....

Naveen- Matlab ?

Ritu- Duffer Ahluwalia (looks at Huda) He means Alekh and Naina

Rajveer- Miss Over Smart Mishra (looks at Naveen) Navu means bhai behan ki jodi aisa kya karti hai

Ritu- Raj tum phir se Naveen ki side le rahe ho

Naveen- Kyun na le meri side bhai hai mera

Huda- Agar aapka bhai toh Phoolan ka bhi bhaaa

Rajveer & Naveen(shouts)- Naaaaaahhhhhiiii

Huda and Ritu hi-fi each other...

Huda- Main chala (looks at Ritu) aap saath aa rahi hai na meri shop dekhne...

Ritu- Haan chalo

Huda and Ritu goes and Naveen looks at they disappearing figure...

Rajveer- Competition kaafi hai aur opponent bhi strong hai

Naveen- Aise opponent aate jate rehte hai (lays on bed) Bdw tu Resort wali ko kab bata raha aapne dil ki baat...

Rajveer- Navu woh teri Behan hai

Naveen- Sach bolu toh Naina ke liye main abhi bhi stranger hi hu (Rajveer looks at him) Aur Waise bhi Resort wali bolne ki aadat hui hai na

Rajveer- Navu baat ghuma mat

Naveen- Tune notice kiya ya nahi nahi pata Par jaise uski Alekh ke saath banti hi mere saath nahi banti....

Rajveer- Aisa nahi hai usne khudne Bhaiya bola na tujhe woh bhi itni jaldi...You know woh itni easily accept karne walo me nahi hai...Still usne kiya na

Naveen- Pata nahi Veeru I think usne sirf Chachu ke wajahse kiya hai aisa lag raha...

Rajveer- Give her sometime...Aur main Us Badtamish Ahluwalia ko Shareef Ahluwalia na banaya toh mera naam Rajveer Singh Shekhawat nahi...

Naveen- Nice main dusra naam dhudhna shuru karta hu...

Rajveer hits pillow on Naveen's face...

Naveen- Face pe nahi yaaar (rubs his face) ladkiya marti hai mere chehre pe

Rajveer- Jisko marna chahiye woh toh bhav nahi deti na (he wrinks)