Sanders Sides Oneshots

Patt-On, Patton-Off 💗💜

Ship: Moxiety

TW: Fainting/loosing consciousness, lack of sleep

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"Hey Patton, can I test out a theory?" Logan said, standing in the living room doorway. He had been reading a book about the string theory when suddenly an interesting thought had come to his mind. Being the logical side, he decided to test it out. He doubted the experiment would pan out but on the off chance it did, Logan though it might be useful knowledge for future.

"Sure Logan, what's up? Besides the sky of course. " Patton said, laughing at his own joke.

Logan rolled his eyes before explaining. "I would like to conduct an experiment, if you'd permit it."

"What kind of experiment are we talking about?" Patton said. "Just a simple one. It should take no more than a minute or two." Logan answered.

"Ok then, I'm in. Do you need me to do anything?" Patton said. "If you would stand up, then I could get proper results for my research."

"Oki doki Logan." Patton said while bouncing up off the chair where he had been sitting. He turned back to Logan who nodded.

Logan clapped his hands together and said,"Patt-on."

Patton smiled and replied,"Dad joke." Logan sighed in annoyance and continued by clapping again and saying,"Patt-off."

Patton's bright blue eyes rolled up into his head and he crumpled to the floor, his head just barely missing the corner of the glass coffee table. He laid limp on the floor, unconscious.

Logan blinked while he processed what had just happened. "I--I did not expect that to work."

Virgil walked into the room, glancing at Logan. "Why are you just loitering there? And have you seen Pat, we were going to hang out." He asked, not noticing his collapsed boyfriend.

"By hang out do you mean make out in your room?" Logan said, smirking slightly. Virgil reddened and rolled his eyes. "Have you seen him?"

Logan motioned to an unconscious Patton. Virgil's eyes widened and he ran over, pulling the smaller side into his lap.

"What the hell did you do?!" Virgil snapped, picking up the limp dad figure bridal style.

"It was simply an experiment. I predict Patton will be up within the hour." Logan said though there was little evidence to back this up. He mostly just said this to avoid Virgil's wrath and protectiveness over Patton. Virgil glared at the logical side before saying,"If he's not, there might just be a murder."

"No violence." Patton mumbled, shifting in Virgil's arms. Virgil looked down at him with obvious relief showing on his face. "Okay angel." He said, already looking calmer.

"Seeing that Patton's awake and I have data to record, I'm going to take my leave. Thank you Patton for your compliance and my apologies for making you panic, Virgil." Logan said before walking down the hall to his room.

"So what experiment did he do?" Virgil said. "A Patt-on, Patt-off one." Patton said, smiling up at Virgil who blushed. "Wait, so your name is like a lightswitch?" Virgil said, sounding amused.

"Apparently." Patton said, giggling.

"Good to know. Now I know how to get you to sleep." Virgil said, smirking. Patton pouted and Virgil laughed, carrying the moral side to his room where they definitely didn't make out. Ahem.

Bonus:

"Patton, it's midnight, come to sleep." Virgil muttered, hugging the emotional side from the behind. "Sorry V but I still have some work to do. Plus I have to prepare some things for our lunch with Thomas's friends today." Patton said, smiling tiredly up at Virgil.

"Patton, when was the last time you slept?" Virgil said, sounding concerned. "...Sometime?" Patton said, yawning widely.

Virgil sighed and said,"I really didn't want to have to do this but you leave me no choice."

Patton's expression turned confused. "What?"

"Patt-off." Virgil said, catching the smaller boy as he collapsed. Virgil gently picked him up and immediately Patton curled into him. Virgil pecked his forehead and Patton made a soft noise. Virgil proceeded to turn off the kitchen light and remind himself to thank Logan for his discovery as he carried Patton to his room. 

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I saw a cute prompt on Tumblr about this and thought that I should do a oneshot on it.

-Elle 10-16-20

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