*oikawa trying to convince you to go out with him*
Oikawa: "Ok, fine! Yeah, I have no titties. But my ass on the other hand-"
You: "-flat as hell"
Oikawa: :(
You: "God really said, 'personality'. And then dipped."
Oikawa: :,(
Flattykawa *in a sudden boost of confidence*: "There's something else I'd like to dip... ;)"
That terrible pickup line was enough to make you fuck him. Standards people, standards.
(audio credit @/frygorl on tiktok)
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Haikyuu Smut !!18+!!
Fanfictiontrust in the title x Reader requests are open (cover and art not mine credits to respective artists) Highest Rankings: #64 -sexualthemes, #81- lemons Most Impressive Ranking 😎: #69 -sexualthemes (yes that actually happened and i'm proud)
