Asahi x Reader

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i saw a funny video by @/sketchbagel on instagram with this audio and it struck inspiration

You: *smoking a cigarette* (don't do drugs)

Asahi: ">:O"

Asahi: *runs up to you*

Asahi: *wiggles* "Mushroom dance, mushroom dance...."

Asahi: ".....Whatever could it mean???"

Asahi: "It means you've lived a life of SIN"

You: "Huh-"

Asahi: *splashes a creative mixture of holy water and pepper spray in your face*

Asahi: *runs*

You: *suffering*

the end

(audio credits to @/VideoGameDunkey on youtube)

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