• MCYT OneShots •

• Go To Fucking Sleep - Illumina x Fruitberries •

Another request- duhh- from Slyonalexis! Thank you- also, this was really fun to write, so I hope you all enjoy!

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Characters: Illumina, Fruitberries

Genre: Fluff

AU: Minecraft/real life

Warnings: A lot of swearing

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|~|Fruitberries POV|~|

It was one in the morning, and Illumina still wasn't going to sleep.

"Illumina, I swearing to FUCKING GOD- GO TO SLEEP." I groan, exhausted with trying to convince my best friend to sleep.

"Nahh." Illumina smiles. "But you look tired, maybe you should go to bed!"

"I would be asleep right now IF YOU WERE. WHAT do you NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT?"

Illumina laughs, leaning back further on the sofa he was reclined on. I was standing in front of the blinding TV, frustration probably scribbled all over my face. "Illumina, seriously." I sigh, trying to keep my cool. "We can do tons of stuff tomorrow- we can watch your stupid Gordon Ramsey cooking show tomorrow in the morning!"

"Why not now?" Illumina muses, bursting into giggles afterward. I groan again. Maybe this wasn't worth it- maybe I should just give up, go to bed, and deal with his annoying grogginess in the morning.

Or, I can be a good friend and drag him to bed now.

I march forward, new determination swarming my veins. I lean down and grab Illumina's arm and yank him forward. He laughs again and leans against me with his full weight- me being the shrimpy, noodle-armed person I am is pulled down by the force, on to the couch next to him.

"Illumina!" I yell. He rolls over, half on top of me, my chest being crushed. "Stop-" I cough and he sighs, relieving me of my struggle by getting off. He stands up, looking down at me with a thoughtful, almost pitiful expression.

"Here's the deal." He starts. I sigh loudly, happily.

"Thank god," I mutter. He shoots a glare at me and I stick my tongue out at him back.

"You have to come sleep with me."

"WHAT?" I practically shriek, turning into a pterodactyl. Illumina laughs and pulls me up by my forearm as I'd tried with him. "Illumina, no- I'm not gay."

Illumina wrinkles his nose and grins. "I can change that."

"What the fuck-" I mutter. "No. Just go to sleep." I reach for the remote and snatch it before Illumina can grab it away. I click off the TV, the room bathed by darkness. After a second, I feel something wrap around my hips and lift me up. I gibber at Illumina angrily, cursing at his laughing head I can barely see.

Then we're moving to I assume our rooms, except Illumina doesn't put me down. "Illumina, YOU PIECE OF SHIT PUT ME DOWN."

"No, heart emoji." He jokes and I frown. We enter Illumina's room, his bed in the corner. After another quiet second, he hoists me up and over his shoulder, practically yeeting me on the bed. I scramble up and scooch to the end of his bed, while he sits down near his pillow.

"You're an asshole," I mutter and Illumina laughs again.

Stop laughing you shit, I like your laugh too much. I think to myself angrily. I look back at Illumina, who's changed his position so he's half lying down in the corner, near the wall. He pats the bed next to him, a hopeful look on his face. I roll my eyes and sigh, but crawl over to him, lying down next to him. I turn around and face the floor, staring at the detailed carpet.

"Are you mad at me?" Illumina asks suddenly. I think for a second before answering.

"What do you think, you fucking piece of shit." Illumina laughs quietly. He leans forward on the bed and snags his arm around my waist and I freeze up again.

"What are you doing now-"

"Making sure you don't run away." Illumina says.

I sigh and relax myself, silently admitting that maybe this isn't so bad.

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//633 Words\\ <3

hEheEhhE- i actually really like this. fruitberries personality is relatable.

ok bye.

~Sen