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Fun.
Swearing
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Anne: i accidentally hit Anna in the face and I couldn't decide weather to say "I'm so fucking sorry!? " or "are you okay!?" so I panicked and said "are you fucking sorry!?". It took Anna an hour to get up and cathy still hasn't stopped laughing at me.

Cathy, laughing: "ARE YOU FUCKING SOR- *laughs*

Anne: I'm so sorry Anna.

Anna: fuck off tallass gremlin.

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Jane: anyone know what happened to Henry?

Anne: he died of natural causes.

Kat, worried: you pushed him off a building!

Catalina, walking in: and gravity is natural.

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*Anne does something stupid again while the queen's are out*

Anne: in my defence I was left unsupervised.

Jane: I left you with Anna.

Anna, walking in from a nap: in our defence you left us unsupervised.

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Mae: are any of us even just a little straight?

Mary: *raises hand*

Janie: *pulls Mary's hand down*

Liz: no. Not a single one of us.

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Mezza, in a heavy Scottish
accent: where the fok are my foking poptarts!?

Liz: what?

Mezza: WHERE ARE MY FOKIN POPTARTS

Mary: she wants to know where her poptarts have gone.

Anne, eating poptarts: *slowly backs away, dropping the poptarts*
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Cathy: if I mix coffee and monster energy will I die?

Anne, smirking: only one way to find out.

Cathy: *grabbing the monster energy and coffee* yes-

Jane: love, no.
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Fuun.
I hung out with my friend today and it was raining alot.

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