If I was in...

If I Was In: The Walking Dead Season 1

Episode 1
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(When Rick wakes up):
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Me: Welcome to the world!
Rick: Nurse!
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(When Rick is reading the writing on the door):
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Me: Don't dead open inside.
Rick: Don't open, dead inside.
Me: Hey look matches in a hospital. Cause that
makes sense.
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(When Rick is going down the dark stair case):
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Me: Yes, let's go down the spooky dark stair case
when the hospital is torn apart. Cause that never
ends poorly.
Rick: We're fine.
Me: Yes, but also no.
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(Rick walking along the bodies):
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Rick: Do you you know what all these bodies
are doing here?
Me: Luckily, not much.
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(When Rick enters Atlanta on horse back):
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Me: I'm surprised you didn't leave me on the
side of the road.
Rick: I tried.
Me: We shouldn't enter the city.
Rick: Is that a helicopter?
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(When Ricks stuck in the tank):
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Me: *Ears are still ringing*
Also me: I told you we shouldn't enter the city.
Rick: Don't start.
Radio Glenn: Hey Dumbasses.
Me: GLENN!
Also me: *Ugly tears running down my face*
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Episode 2
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(When climbing up the ladder):
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Me: Why do we have to climb so high?
Glenn: You scared?
Me: No. I just won't be able to get down.
Rick: So like a cat.
Me: Yes. I get stuck in trees even if I'm five
feet of the ground.
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(Andrea puts a gun to Rick's face):
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Me: I told you we shouldn't have entered the city.
Rick: Not now.
Me: She likes pointing her gun a people, she
won't shoot.
Also Me: Oh wait. I take back what I said.
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(When confronting Merle on the roof):
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Merle: You know, ya ought to be more polite to
a man with a gun. Only common sense.
Me: *Cough* You're a child! *Cough* Sorry I
don't know what came over me.
Everyone: *Staring at me*
Rick: *Hits Merle over the head with his shovel*
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(When it's time to leave):
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*Car alarm going off*
Me: This is my jam!
Merle: I think ya have a few screws loose.
Me: I wouldn't know!
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Episode 3
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(Rick reuniting with his family):
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Rick: *Crying*
Me: Why must you make this so beautifully!
Also me: *Crying ugly tears while on my knees*
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(When Daryl comes on screen)
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Me: *Staring as I kick the decapitated head*
Daryl: Son of a bitch. That's my deer! Look at it.
All gnawed on by this... filthy, disease-baring,
motherless poxy bastard!"
Me: *Staring*
Dale: Calm down, son. That's not helping.
Daryl: What do you know about it, old man?
Why don't you take that stupid hat and go back to
"On golden pond"? I've been tracking this deer
for miles. Gonna drag it back to camp, cook us up
some venison. What do you think? Do you think
we can cut around this chewed up part right here?
Me: *Still staring as I kick the head again*
Shane: I would not risk that.
Daryl: That's a damn shame. I got some squirrel... about
a dozen or so. That'll have to do.
Me: *Staring, about to kick the head again until it
starts moving*
Me: Oh yeah. That was... *Starts staring again*
Daryl: Come on, people. What the hell? *Shoots the walker
with an arrow* It's gotta be the brain. Don't y'all
know nothing?
Me: No. They don't know anything.
Daryl: What is wrong with you.
Me: Nothing. Why?
My thoughts: Oh my god he noticed me! I get to
watch his character development! Don't screw
this up!
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(Getting Merle back):
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Me: *Humming the pink panther theme song*
Daryl: Seriously, what's wrong with you?
Me: This is the perfect time for it.
Rick: We're in a city filled with walkers.
Me: Yes, but-
Glenn: Just let her ride this out.
Me: *Continues humming, but louder*
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Episode 6
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(Building exploding):
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Me: *Sitting on the makeshift wall*
Also Me: *Dale and Andrea running towards
me* I wish I had popcorn.
*Building explodes*
Daryl: I'm serious. What is wrong with ya?
Me: I just need a friend!
Andrea: Can we just... leave her here?
Me: *Already in the RV* What was that?
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