Episode 1
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(Seeing Baby Yoda for the first time):
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Me: *Screaming uncontrollably at the cuteness*
Din Djarin: *Covering his ears*
IG-11: I see no threat. Why is she screaming?
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Episode 2
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(When the child is chasing a frog):
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Me: Awe, so cute!
Din Djarin: Why are you even here?
Me: Oh, look at him eat the frog.
Din Djarin: Hey! Spit that out.
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(Getting THE EGG!):
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Me: *Holding the child as I watch*
*Din Djarin getting thrown around*
Din Djarin: A little help would be nice.
Me: But the child!
Din Djarin: Put it down and help me!
Me: Never!
Baby Yoda: *Using mind force to lift the mudhorn*
*Din Djarin kills it*
Me: See, you didn't need my help.
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Episode 3
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(Giving them the child):
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Me: *Crying ugly tears* I don't want to give up the child!
Din Djarin: Why do you do this?
The Client: Just give me the child.
Me: No~! It's my child!
Din Djarin: Just put the child down.
Me: I don't wanna!
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(Getting the child back!):
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Me: Okay, here's the plan. I find the child, you take out the Stormtroopers.
Din Djarin: What no- *Sees I'm already gone*
Me: *Screaming when I see the child*
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Episode 4
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(The child messing with buttons):
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Me: AWE!
Din Djarin: Stop touching things.
Me: Let him! He's so cute! How can you say no?
Din Djarin: You're horrible at taking care of children.
Me: He's adorable.
Din Djarin: And all your screaming is probably scaring him.
Me: He's adorable!
Din Djarin: What kind of defense is that?
Me: MY defense.
Din Djarin: Let's see... Sorgan. Looks like there is no star port, no industrial centers, no population density. A real backwater skug hole. Which means it's perfect for us. Ready to lay low and stretch your legs for a couple months, you little womb rat? Nobody's gonna find us here.
Me: Are you ignoring me?
*We land*
Din Djarin: Now listen, I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna look around. It shouldn't take too long. *Puts the child on his seat* Now, don't touch anything! I'll fund us some lodging, then I'll come back for you. You stay right here. You stay. Don't move. You understand? Great.
*He leaves and I look to the child*
Me: So... Want to follow him?
*We follow him*
Din Djarin: Oh, what the hell... Come on. I can't believe I brought you of all people with me.
Me: You can try to leave me behind, but as long as you have the child, you will fail.
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Episode 7
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(Dragon attack):
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Me: *Hiding behind a rock with the crib* I'll protect the child!
Cara: If we're lucky, they'll pick her off.
Me: I thought we were friends!
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Episode 8
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(Storm Troopers with the child waiting for
confirmation):
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Me: *Sneaking over*
Trooper 2: What is that?
Trooper 1: I don't know. It's a pet or something.
Trooper 2: A pet? I thought you-- *The child bites his finger* OW!
*Trooper 2 punches the bag*
Me: Don't touch the child! *Tackles him to the ground*
Trooper 1: What the hell?!
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