(April in the subway):
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*April recording*
Me: So, I'd like to ask you all a few questions if you don't mind.
April: Are you crazy?
Me: I wouldn't know.
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(Meeting the Turtles):
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*April takes a picture*
*Turtles start whispering as they stay still*
Me: So, can you move up the ladder, or?
*April is taken*
Me: Great *Climbs up the ladder*
Rapheal: Give me the camera.
Me: Oo, scary. It's a phone, not a camera.
April: Do you have to?
Me: Yes. Yes I do.
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(In the Ha'shi):
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Splinter: 11 hours in the Ha'shi. Are you sure none of you want to tell me where you were last night?
Leo: How you holding up fellas?
Raph: I ain't breaking if Donnie ain't breaking.
Donnie: Experiencing intense Nausea but not breaking.
Mikey: Guys! I'm in the zone! There is literally nothing that could break me right now.
Me: AHA! I'VE FOUND IT!
Mikey: Starting to break.
Me: Hey Guys! I've been looking everywhere!
Rapheal: Don't break. Not breaking. Not breaking. Not breaking.
Me: You wouldn't believe how far I had to go-
Mikey: *Cracks*
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(April being brought to the sewers):
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Mikey: Aw, yeah, welcome to my crib, girl.
April: Where are we?
Me: HI APRIL!
April: You know what, I think I left the stove on.
Me: Eh, it'll be fine. Think of this as a chance for all of us to get to know eachother.
April: That's what I'm afraid of.
Rapheal: Count me out.
Me: ALL OF YOU WILL STAY OR ELSE I'LL ANNOY YOU TO THE END OF TIME!
Everyone: *Silence*
Me: I'm not that bad...
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(When Shredder comes in):
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Shredder: *Monologuing*
Me:*Throwing Mikeys secret stash of orange crush at him* Boo, you and your stupid villain monologuing!
Mikey: How'd you find my secret stash?!
Me: It was behind the fridge.
Rapheal: MIKEY!
Shredder: What is going on here?
Splinter: I have no idea.
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(Rapheal fighting Shredder):
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Me: *Throwing debris at Shredder* Leave him alone, You bully.
Rapheal: Now is not the time.
Shredder: I pitty the fact that you have to deal with her. I'll put you out of your misery.
Rapheal: That's starting to look good, yeah.
Me: I'm not that bad..!
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(Hanging off the cliff):
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Me: *Hanging onto Leo for dear life* Okay, I know it's tempting to drop me, but please for the love of all things holy, don't drop me. I promise I'll never annoy anyone again!
Vern: Are you serious?
Me: Yes! I never break a promise!
Leo: Okay, just relax your grip, you're cutting off my air.
Me: Promise you won't drop me!
Leo: Promise.
Me: Even if I really don't stop annoying you?
Leo: I promise I won't drop you.
Me: Oh thank god! I would have to stop talking in order to stop annoying people, so...
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(Rapheal giving his speech):
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Rapheal: I love you guys so much!
Me: *Crying ugly tears*
Mikey: Are you crying?
Raph: No, ding-dong. It's just a little dusty out here.
Me: So dusty.
Raph: Will you shut up for three seconds.
Me: *Crying silently for three seconds*
Me: That was so beautiful!
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(Vern's Car blowing up):
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*Me in their vehicle for some reason*
Mikey: My bad. I'm still... figuring out the buttons.
Vern: That was my new Fenwick Express! I just... I just got that.
Me: And now, It's the Fenwick Express on Fire!
Mikey: You sure? I got a real nice song that's all cued up. It's special, girl.
Donnie: No, don't.
Mikey: For us.
Raph: No, no, no. Mikey, you promised.
Mikey: It's happening.
*Music starts playing.*
Mikey: Imagine me and you. I do. I think about you day and night. It's only right. To think about *Mikey gets pulled in and we make eye contact*
*We throw open the back doors, singing obnoxiously.*
Mikey and I: I'm making really good headway!
Raph: Shut up!
Mikey and I: I can't see me loving nobody but you! For all my life! When you're with me, baby, the skies'll be blue for all my life!
Leo: Weren't we suppose to drop her off?
Rapheal: I can't believe none of us remembered to do that.
Me: You ain't never getting rid of me!
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