Episode 1
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(When Rick's making a heart felt speech to Morgan):
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Me: *Sneaking up on Rick*
Rick: We're gonna try for-
Me: HI MORGAN!
Rick: Jesus!
Me: He's not in the show yet, Rick. *Sassy hair flip as
I walk away*
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(When Dale's comlaining about the RV engine):
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Dale: Just a small matter of being-
Me: Dale.
Dale: Stuck in the middle of-
Me: Dale!
Dale: Nowhere with no hope of-
*Dale finally turns*
Dale:Okay, that was dumb.
Me: Why does nobody listen?
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(When Daryl finds his signature vest):
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My thoughts: AAAAAAAAAAH!!! This is history!!!
Me: Cool vest.
Daryl: *Looks at me, going to take it off.*
Me: NO!
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(When Rick and Daryl are gutting a Walker):
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Me: *Sitting maybe three feet away*
Daryl: Here, I'll do it. How many kills you skin and
gut in your life?
Rick: *Shrugs*
Daryl: Anyway, mine's sharper.
Me: Damn straight.
My mind: That ain't a knife. This is a knife.
Daryl: Do you have to be here?
Me: Yes.
Rick: No.
Me: *Looks directly at Rick* Yes.
Rick: Okay... Okay.
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(If I had run in after Sophia before hand with Rick):
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Me: I'll take her back to the highway!
Rick: *Studies me for a second* Keep the sun on your
left shoulder.
Me: *Scoffs* I know my right from my left.
*Rick leaves, the walkers following him.*
Me: Keep the sun on my right shoulder.
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(Inside the church)
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Daryl: Yo, J.C., you taking requests?
Me: What don't you guys understand when I say you
need to wait a few seasons?
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(Andrea and Shane talking about leaving):
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Me: Yeah! Get outta here!
Andrea: Nobody thinks you're funny.
Me *Gasping before starting to choke*
Shane: Should we do something?
Andrea: Just give it a second.
Shane: You think she's gonna die?
Andrea: Of natural causes? Maybe.
Me: That is your opinion, but I respectfully decline it.
*Andrea clicks her tongue in disappointment*
Shane: How are you alive?
Me: I choke on a daily, food, air, water. It's a given.
Shane: Again, how are you not dead?
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Episode 5
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(Rick giving new search grids)
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Rick: Whoever slept in that cupboard was no bigger
than... *Points to me* Her height.
Me: Sophia is taller than me.
Everyone: *Stares*
Me: I'm 5' 5" and a quarter, she's 5' 8".
Everyone: *Stilll staring*
Me: Screw you and you being tall! You gotta bow
your heads to look at me! I'm a queen!
Daryl: Again, What the hell is wrong with you?
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(Daryl coming back after his tortuous journey):
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*Rick, Shane, Glenn, and T-Dog going over to take care of the 'walker'*
Me: *Running over to them, yelling at Andrea*
Everyone: *Staring as I'm standing in front of Daryl jumping and waving my hands*
Daryl: What are you doing?
Me: *Stupidly turns to him* Oh Andrea doesn't list-
*Andrea shoots Daryl*
Me: Dang it. He'll live, but still...
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(When Carol's checking on Daryl):
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Carol: How are you feeling?
Daryl: As good as I look.
Me: He's completely recovered.
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