Chapter 23: Sexy Times

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We enter what I presume to be the "Dummy Nazarick." Victim turns to us.

Victim: If that is all, Lord Ainz, I will take my leave and return to my duties in The Great Tomb.

Ainz: Outstanding work, Victim. Keep the first floor of Nazarick safe until we return.

Victim: With my life, if needed.

Ainz: Gate. Hmm...

Aura: Sorry the place is so shabby, Lord Ainz, Lady Ilios. When I heard you both were coming I kinda panicked and turned it into a rushed job.

Ainz: There is no need to apologize. You built this place for us out of love and devotion. In my eyes, it is even on par with Nazarick.

Ilios: Ainz is right. I love the interior so much because it gives a cozy home-ike feeling.

Aura: Thanks!

Ainz: That being said, I have to ask. WHAT is that?

He points to a skeleton chair. The way he says it makes me chuckle a little.

Demiurge: Plain though it may be, it seemed only right to prepare a throne for you.

Ainz: And the bones?

Demiurge: We essembled the best parts of various animals

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Demiurge: We essembled the best parts of various animals. Griffins, wyverns, and the like.

Ainz: That's not what I...nevermind.

He did it out of love, but OH MY GOD. I'm losing it over the fact that you can clearly see human skulls.

Momo: I don't care what he says, those are human skulls! I can't sit on that!

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Momo: I don't care what he says, those are human skulls! I can't sit on that!

Ilios: Why don't you use Shalltear then? Maybe her stuffed boobs will provide more comfort than a couple of bones.

I was joking but I think he took it seriously. He clapped his skeleton hands together.

 He clapped his skeleton hands together

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