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no hetero

moon, dec(hat)(paw)tation, beatz, narcolepticpyromaniac, hairyswan, balletbitch, thatsamoré, littlemissperfect, and swords<3 have been added to the chat

sleepy_gurl: Uh whom the fuck-

headswillroll: where did these people come from?

haircutgurl: Never mind that, who the fuck are they?

sword.lady: ...we're all about to get expelled, aren't we?

dancing.swan: The plot thickens like a bowl of oatmeal-

love(goddess): Who the fuck says "the plot thickens like a bowl of oatmeal"???

dancing.swan: Me, bitch.

animal.rights: Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

sleepy_gurl: really?

animal.rights: I'm sorry, I had to-

mad.teapot: I wish I could ask the narrators what's happening but there aren't any!

midnight_magic: Add me back after shit goes down, I wanna see this but I don't want to be incriminated when this inevitably goes to hell like everything around here does

midnight_magic has left the chat

narcolepticpyromaniac: holy shit you guys...

balletbitch: IS THIS???????

dj_queen: What's happening?

evilfairy.io: Do you ever actually have your phone on?? Because you never have a fucking clue what's happening.

dj_queen: suck my dick

dancing.queen: Babe you don't have one of those.

smileandwaveboys: Unoriginal response, -10/10

dancing.queen: Go fuck yourself. Or better yet, go fuck Lizzie and Maddie

dec(hat)(paw)tation: ew...

moon: what's the matter Tabby, having PTSD flashbacks?

dec(hat)(paw)tation: go fuck a cactus Luna, that was traumatic and you know it

fairest: So if nobody's going to ask...

fairest: WHO THE ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCK OF ALL SHITS IN A FUCKING CAN OF DICKS ARE YOU HOE BAGS?????!!!!!!

sword.lady: Who are you and what did you do with my girlfriend????

littlemissperfect: You're not going to believe this...

littlemissperfect: ...but we're your children from the future

smileandwaveboys: I'm spying on her from a tree and all the blood just drained from her fucking face-

fairest: ..........ohmygodimsosorryineverwouldhavecussedyouguysoutlikethatifiknew-

xX_Just.right_Xx: Alright, just for the record, name/age/pronouns/picture of you so we know who the fuck you are (no offense), go

Invisibleauthor: ignore that the pictures are all in the same pose, I used an app to make these

Invisibleauthor: BTW, nobody in the chat can see me because I'm like the narrator

mad.teapot: I CAN SEE YOUR TEXTS!!

smileandwaveboys: Me too

Invisibleauthor: ...fuck, I forgot you can hear the narrators.

smileandwaveboys: HA HA, SUCK IT BITCH

headswillroll: sometimes I worry about you

dec(hat)(paw)tation: I can also see your texts. 

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