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thirty-six

BEOMGYU
hello u RAT

CHENLE
WHAT NOW

BEOMGYU
i know about the app (￣^￣)ゞ

CHENLE
oh no

BEOMGYU
oh no

oh nononono

and i'm going to start courting sejin

—

[ chenle's eyes widen as accidentally he spits out his water at jisung ]

JISUNG
"CHENLE!"

TAEHYUN
"pack it up hueningkai, chenle was made to be a dolphin"

HUENINGKAI
[ pouts sadly as he lays his head on the café table ]

"can't believe a donkey took my place,"

JISUNG
[ sighs deeply as he glares at chenle ]

"what happened?"

[ chenle sits still in shock as taehyun gently wipes his mouth with tissue as he held his phone tightly to his chest ]

[ hueningkai cocks an eyebrow up before grabbing chenle's phone, letting out a high pitched scream after scrolling through his conversation with beomgyu ]

HUENINGKAI
"OH MY GOD INDEED,"

[ taehyun stares impatiently at chenle & hueningkai before grabbing chenle's phone as well ]

TAEHYUN
[ looks up at jisung with his big doe eyes ]

"BEOMGYU KNOWS AND HE'S COURTING SEJI-"

CHENLE
"SHHHHHHH"

JISUNG
[ whispers excitedly to taehyun ]

"there's an imposter among us!"

—

✨kai's hoes🍑

YEONJUN
guys

I accidentally threw my shoe at nari

HUENINGKAI
he threw his shew

TAEHYUN
a made some stew for his boo

SOOBIN
and that boo is soob

BEOMGYU
and who is soob?

SOOBIN
soob is i 😙

HUENINGKAI
AYEEE

YEONJUN
👁👄👁

HELP HER NOSE IS BLEEDING

SOOBIN
sounds like a YOU problem cheater ✌🏻

TAEHYUN
so beomgyu

BEOMGYU
hm?

HUENINGKAI
anything to share with the class today?

BEOMGYU
OH YES I DO

I found yeonjun and soobin

HUENINGKAI
honey no-

TAEHYUN
SPILL THE TEA BAMGYOO

also where did yeonjun's teeth go 🤡

SOOBIN
IT'S ME!!

YEONJUN
kang taehyun u lil shit

HUENINGKAI
BEOMGYU

BEOMGYU
WHAT DO U WANT FROM ME DEMON

i'm calling the police, this is harassment

TAEHYUN
FINE

I'LL SPILL IT THEN

HUENINGKAI
TAEHYUN NO

TAEHYUN
TAEHYUN YES

BEOMGYU'S COURTING SEJIN

SOOBIN
HOLY SHIT FINALLY

YEONJUN
O-
OH

BEOMGYU
hahahhahahahahahgaha

on my way to kill zhong chenle

BEOMGYU IS OFFLINE