This is why we can't have nice things • kny oneshots

Are you that dense or just an idiot? • Kochou Shinobu

【28•02•2021】

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𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲 (𝗷𝗮𝗽𝗮𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝘃𝗲𝗿) • 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗿𝗶
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0300

[Shinoboo]
My my

Is the hard-working [Y/n] cramming for a test again?

[You]
Yea just frying my brain cells trying to understand Math

[Shinoboo]
Ah sorry for disturbing your study time!
Good luck with your math

[You]
Nono it's fine I was about to take a break anyways

What about you? It's rare to see you up this late

[Shinoboo]
I couldn't sleep :')

[You]
Awh
Wanna call?

[Shinoboo]
Sure!

Incoming call from Shinoboo.
Accept?
[Yes] No

[Call accepted]

"Ack-"
*Shuffling and metal cans dropping noises*

"My my, how many energy drinks have you drank [Y/n]?

"Enough for me to ascend into the fifth dimension apparently."

"It's not good to drink that many cans of energy drinks my dear."

"Nonsense. There's no such thing as too many cans of energy drinks."

"Suit yourself."

"Anyways, why couldn't you sleep?"

"Many thoughts, head full."

"Wanna talk about it?"

"Mhm"

"..."

"Well-"

"I have a friend that I liked for a while but she's too dense to notice."

"I even dropped many hints yet every single one of them flew over her head."

"I really like her. Liked her for over a year and I'm still as in love with her."

"My heart quickens everytime we touch,"

"Yet, she doesn't seem to notice."

"Oh? Shi-chan has a crush?? And that crush had caused Shi-chan to not be able to sleep???? Has the sky fallen because I still remember you saying that by the time you would have a crush the sky would fall!"

*Sighs* [Y/n]!!"

"Sorry sorry! But on a more serious note though. Sorry if this sounds rude but goddamn your crush is dense."

"How can she not notice?? I mean you liked her for years!"

"Sometimes I wonder the same.."

"Do you plan on confessing anytime?"

"I don't know.. I'm not confident enough."

"I'm sure you can! You're amazing! Smart, pretty, kind. Like bro you would be the perfect girlfriend."

"Awh, thanks [Y/n]"

"I'm rooting for you!"

"Do you think I should tell her now?"

"I mean if she's awake sure!"

"Alright then."

"I love you, I loved you for years. Every since the day I saw your smile you've captured my heart. Every single moment with you makes my heart flutter uncontrollably. Your laugh makes me feel like everything will be okay. So please, go out with me!"

"

Dude...that sounds amazing."

"R-really!?"

"Good job practicing it on me! Now go confess to her!"

"A-ah."

"I'm going to sleep now."

"Good night, [Y/n]. Thanks."

"Night, Shi-chan! See you tomorrow in class!"

"Mhm. See you."

[Call ended]

Shinobi laid on her desk, her face buried in her arms. Tears uncontrollably rolled down her cheeks, creating dark splotches on her purple sleeves.

She took in a deep breath and buried her face even deeper into the nooks of her arms.

A sniffle escaped from her as she turned her head to the side and stared at the photo on her desk.

In the framed photo was two girls. One with purple tipped black hair with a butterfly hair clip and another with [hair colour] hair. The [hair colour] girl had her arms wrapped around the other and a bright grin on her face.

Shinobu reached for the photo, running her finger across the smooth surface.

A single tear drop landed on the glass photo, distorting a small portion of the image.

"[Y/n] you idiot... You're the person I like."

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【𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿'𝙨 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙢】
➤ Wrote this on Dec 2020 and left it like this until I continued it today lmao (which is Feb 28 2021-)
➤ Also ya girl didn't bother to proofread this so sorry for any spelling or grammar mistakes
➤ Also also I changed my username to @fitchi_writes ! (My old username was @squid_writes if you're curious)
➤ Also also also ya girl wrote this at 1:32am